I wrote this for some stupid fucking assholes, aka know-nothing creationist morons.

You science deniers need to read this. A little education won't kill you. Don't be afraid.

"Theory: In science, a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that can incorporate facts, laws, inferences, and tested hypotheses. The contention that evolution should be taught as a "theory, not as a fact" confuses the common use of these words with the scientific use. In science, theories do not turn into facts through the accumulation of evidence. Rather, theories are the end points of science. They are understandings that develop from extensive observation, experimentation, and creative reflection. They incorporate a large body of scientific facts, laws, tested hypotheses, and logical inferences. In this sense, evolution is one of the strongest and most useful scientific theories we have."
-- National Academy of Sciences

I was looking at some of the other answers. There are a lot of people here who are uneducated and too lazy to look things up. They're going to waste their entire pathetic lives being completely wrong about everything. There is no cure. These people will never grow up.