I never met a Christian who wasn't a gullible stupid fucking asshole. 500 dead invented witnesses therefore zombies are real. The stupid is burning out of control in Idiot America.

"Jesus Christ proved that he is God by dying on a cross and being raised from the dead three days later. Then being seen by over 500 witnesses for 40 days after his resurrection walking around unscathed after being scourged by the Roman soldiers. No other religion can make that claim."