I wrote this for some Christian fucktards. It's about the religious implications of evolution.

I noticed both Mormons and Evangelicals are very anti-science. Evolution makes them cry. Muslim terrorists have the same problem. They want to throw out science, especially evolution.

I can understand why they are afraid of evolution. This scientific fact wipes out God's most important job, the magical creation of people. A God who never had anything to do is a God who doesn't exist.