Here in Idiot America we have protestant morons and Catholic morons, millions of them. I answered a question about these fucktards for Jeebus.

"How are protestants and Catholics not the same religion exactly?"

Catholics have a pope. Christians don't have a pope.

Everything else is the same, the same god fairy, the same heaven fantasy, and all the other ridiculous nonsense, for example the magical resurrection of a worthless preacher who was too lazy to get a real job.