Idiot America: Let's throw out two centuries of scientific progress because the Magic Man did it.

Wikipedia - Creationism

Creationism is the religious belief that nature, and aspects such as the universe, Earth, life, and humans, originated with supernatural acts of divine creation. In its broadest sense, creationism includes a continuum of religious views, which vary in their acceptance or rejection of scientific explanations such as evolution that describe the origin and development of natural phenomena.

The term creationism most often refers to belief in special creation; the claim that the universe and lifeforms were created as they exist today by divine action, and that the only true explanations are those which are compatible with a Christian fundamentalist literal interpretation of the creation myths found in the Bible's Genesis creation narrative. Since the 1970s, the commonest form of this has been Young Earth Creationism which posits special creation of the universe and lifeforms within the last 10,000 years on the basis of Flood geology, and promotes pseudoscientific creation science. From the 18th century onward, Old Earth Creationism accepted geological time harmonized with Genesis through gap or day-age theory, while supporting anti-evolution. Modern old-Earth creationists support progressive creationism and continue to reject evolutionary explanations. Following political controversy, creation science was reformulated as intelligent design and neo-creationism.

Mainline Protestants and the Catholic Church reconcile modern science with their faith in Creation through forms of theistic evolution which hold that God purposefully created through the laws of nature, and accept evolution. Some groups call their belief evolutionary creationism.

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Theistic evolution: The Magic Man is a mechanism of evolution, and that's insane bullshit. Catholics are fucking morons.

The stupid fucking assholes who want to throw out 2 centuries of scientific discoveries are split between accepting an Earth that's 4.5 billion years old or an Earth that's 6,000 years old. They're both insane. They both believe in the magical creation of species, including 350,000 species of beetles.

Evolution is a natural process. A god fairy was never required for anything. And this is what makes American Christians cry. They have to stick Jeebus into evolution or just deny the whole thing because their ridiculous cult can not admit their fairy never had to use its magic wand.

Muslim morons have the same problem. Evolution makes them cry. There is only one difference between Christians and Muslims. Muslims like to blow themselves up.