Idiot America is infested with Christian assholes who believe their loving god tortures dead people who didn't suck up to Jeebus. I'm not making this up.

I answered this question:

"Religious people, do you think everyone who isn't a member of your club will be tortured fo all eternity by a merciful God?"

Their loving god likes to torture dead people who didn't suck up to it.

The problem with this ridiculous fantasy: It's impossible to torture dead people because they are fucking dead.