A thirteen year old genius

I left the following comment at the post The Universe Does Not Care in the blog The Lessons of Evolution.

Thirteen years old and already a genius. Thanks for the priceless story. And thanks for reminding me how insignificant we human apes are, especially when compared to the species who would still dominate the earth if not for one rather large asteroid that 65 million years ago smashed into this planet instead of our solar system's vacuum cleaner, Jupiter.

These blogs make Jeebus cry.

http://scienceblogs.com/

If Christians ever grow up and stop acting like idiots, I will stop calling them idiots. Until then the relentless ridicule will continue because ...

Until then the relentless ridicule will continue because you Christian assholes are no better than terrorists.

The problem with you retarded Christians is not your breathtaking stupidity, your cowardly fear of reality, your refusal to educate yourselves, and your tendency to lie about everything to defend your childish fantasies. Despite these character defects, if you assholes ever learned how to shut the fuck up, I could learn how to ignore you.

But you subhumans can't keep your stupidity and your dishonesty to yourselves. You cowards are constantly attacking science education. Every day you indoctrinate your own children, making them permanently brain damaged and hopelessly retarded like yourselves. You support the massive Liars-For-Jeebus industry, a lucrative business which does everything it can to keep Idiot America stupid.

Christians, I can't ignore your out of control insanity. So until you learn how to shut up, or better yet you learn how to grow up and escape from your childish magical fantasy world, I'm going to ridicule you imbeciles to death, because that's what you deserve.

One more time Christian morons: intelligent design equals magic. Magic is not real. Stop pretending your code words make your fantasies less insane.

Bad Design Disproves Intelligent Design? Really?

Yes, really.

Of course the idiot calls evolution "Darwinism". Listen carefully Christian subhumans: evolution is called "evolution". Practice saying "evolution" a few times to help you better understand.

Even worse the asshole for Jeebus calls biologists "Darwinians".

Again Christians, please read this carefully: Biologists are called "biologists". It would help if you practiced saying the word "biologists" a few dozen times so you get it right next time.

I left the following comments for the evolution denier (an uneducated moron, a typical superstitious idiot, a dishonest asshole, a thumper for the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute).

Human Ape said...

"there are Lamarckian biologists"

Bullshit. That idea was thrown out a long time ago. You don't know what you're talking about.

December 27, 2010 5:03 PM

Human Ape said...

"certain features of the biological world are more adequately explained by a MAGIC MAN"

You're not capable of growing up. Drop dead. You're a waste of time.

December 27, 2010 5:05 PM

Human Ape said...

"the flagellar motility system was not intelligently designed"

No shit moron. Nothing was magically created. Magic isn't real. Any 5 year old could have told you that.

"Intelligent design, as a scientific proposition, holds that certain features of the biological world are more adequately explained by an intelligence rather than a mindless process."

Your code words don't make your fantasies any less childish.

Here's a translation of your gibberish that makes it more honest:

MAGIC as a scientific proposition, holds that certain features of the biological world are more adequately explained by a MAGIC MAN rather than a mindless process.

By the way, Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne talks about why "bad design" makes perfect sense if evolution is true (it's true, evolution is a basic scientific fact). Why don't you read it so you better understand what you're lying about to defend your dead Jeebus.

One more thing. Magic is NOT a scientific proposition. It's a Christian fantasy. Scientists don't invoke magic (or what you dishonestly call intelligent design as if that makes your fantasy less insane) to solve scientific problems.

For every scientific discovery there's a Christian asshole spreading lies about it.

The lies get repeated for years or decades. It doesn't matter if the Christian assholes have been proven wrong. Since Christian scum have no moral values, lying about everything isn't a problem for them, especially if they are lying for their dead Jeebus.

I've read the Christian bullshit about the Lucy fossil too many times. Read this Christian assholes, then fuck off and shut up.

Lucy's Knee Joint

If only Christian assholes would spend more time studying science and less time lying about it to defend their dead Jeebus.

A cowardly retarded Bible thumper spreads lies about evolutionary biology. What a surprise!

I left the following comment there. It's awaiting censorship.

I’ve been here before. I don’t know if you censored me or not. Doesn’t matter. Just want to say that Bible thumping and invoking your favorite liars for Jeebus is never going to change reality.

By the way, if you knew anything about biology you would know biologists don’t need the fossils. While they help paleontologists explain the history of life, there’s much more powerful evidence for evolution from molecular biology which you know nothing about. So if you want to defend your dead Jeebus, you’re going to have to spread lies about DNA sequences. Lying about fossils isn’t good enough anymore.

Theistic evolutionists are creationists.

Read this carefully Christians who think they're moderate (as if being insane is moderate).

Evolution is a natural process. Like any other branch of science there's nothing theistic about evolutionary biology. Your magic god fairy did not invent evolution, it did not use evolution, and it did not guide evolution. Magic is not a mechanism of evolution. If you stick your magical creator in there anyway, you're a creationist, as retarded as the assholes who say the entire universe was magically created 6,000 years ago.

Understand Christian morons? If you can't accept evolution without polluting it with your god bullshit, then you're as worthless as the most brain-dead Bible thumper, and you need to shut the fuck up.

Science doesn't need your Magic Man. Grow up or shut up Christian idiots.

This is what happens when wimpy dishonest atheists suck up to Christian morons and tell them it's OK to pollute evolution with magic.

"Here is what seems reasonable to me: God got the world started and then stepped in as needed to give it direction, such as when he added walking fins and lungs to a fish. Evolution was a tool God used to create the world to change it as needed."

Even Mohammed thinks Christians are full of shit.

God equals Santa Claus

Evolution is true not because the experts say it is, nor because some world view demands it, but because the evidence overwhelmingly supports it.

"Evolution is true not because the experts say it is, nor because some world view demands it, but because the evidence overwhelmingly supports it."

-- Steven Pinker, Harvard University

This is the most important difference between scientific facts like evolution and religious myths like magical creationism, magical intelligent design creationism, the magical invention of natural processes that don't need inventors, a magical heaven, a magical hell, the magical resurrection of the dead Jeebus into a stinking zombie, every idiotic magic trick in the disgusting Bible, and the magic god fairy.

Science has evidence, and evolution has tons of it. Every childish religious belief ever invented has not one shred of evidence. It's all 100% pure bullshit, made up stories for gullible superstitious cowards. Asshole preachers tell their brain-dead customers to have faith, but what they are really saying is "being retarded is a virtue because I depend on your stupidity to support my worthless career."

Every problem that a magic god fairy has ever been invoked for is a problem that's been solved by 21st century science. In any case, invoking magic to answer a scientific question is a childish lazy non-answer. Magic isn't real and invoking it doesn't solve any problems. Only scientific research solves scientific problems.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

-- Charles Darwin

If the history of science teaches us anything, it is that what conquers our ignorance is research, not giving up and attributing our ignorance to the miraculous work of a creator.

-- Jerry Coyne

Science is a philosophy of discovery, intelligent design is a philosophy of ignorance.

-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Jerry Coyne's "Why Evolution is True" could have been called "Why Evolution Deniers are Fucking Idiots".

There are countless excellent books about evolution. Jerry Coyne's "Why Evolution is True" is in my opinion the best book ever written about this most important fact of science, because it's enjoyable to read, and because he makes the massive evidence for evolution easy to understand. Of course most Christian assholes and Muslim terrorists still couldn't understand it, but they should at least try.

PUBLISHER'S WEEKLY

With great care, attention to the scientific evidence and a wonderfully accessible style, Coyne, an evolutionary geneticist at the University of Chicago, presents an overwhelming case for evolution. Ranging from biogeography to geology, from anatomy to genetics, and from molecular biology to physiology, he demonstrates that evolutionary theory makes predictions that are consistently borne out by the data—basic requirements for a scientific theory to be valid. Additionally, although fully respectful of those who promote intelligent design and creationism, he uses the data at his disposal to demolish any thought that creationism is supported by the evidence while also explaining why those ideas fall outside the bounds of science. Coyne directly addresses the concept often advanced by religious fundamentalists that an acceptance of evolution must lead to immorality, concluding that "evolution tells us where we came from, not where we can go." Readers looking to understand the case for evolution and searching for a response to many of the most common creationist claims should find everything they need in this powerful book, which is clearer and more comprehensive than the many others on the subject.

CARL ZIMMER
Evolution is the foundation of modern biology, and in Why Evolution Is True, Jerry Coyne masterfully explains why. From the vast trove of evidence of evolution scientists have gathered, Coyne has carefully selected some of the most striking examples and explained them with equal parts grace and authority.
— Carl Zimmer, author of Microcosm: E. coli and the New Science of Life

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
Its ignorant opponents like to say that the process of evolution by natural selection is "only a theory." (That's how they prove their ignorance.) Jerry Coyne shows with elegance and rigor that it is a hypothesis that meets and withstands all tests, and strengthens itself as a theory thereby. One could almost say that it had the distinct merit of being true.
— Christopher Hitchens, author of God is Not Great

Praise for Why Evolution is True

NEIL SHUBIN
Why Evolution is True is the book I was hoping would be written someday: an engaging and accessible account of one of the most important ideas ever conceived by mankind. The book is a stunning achievement, written by one of the world's leading evolutionary biologists. Coyne has produced a classic — whether you are an expert or novice in science, a friend or foe of evolutionary biology, reading Why Evolution is True is bound to be an enlightening experience.
— Neil Shubin, author of Your Inner Fish

SAM HARRIS
Jerry Coyne has long been one of the world's most skillful defenders of evolutionary science in the face of religious obscurantism. In Why Evolution is True, he has produced an indispensable book: the single, accessible volume that makes the case for evolution. But Coyne has delivered much more than the latest volley in our "culture war"; he has given us an utterly fascinating, lucid, and beautifully written account of our place in the natural world. If you want to better understand your kinship with the rest of life, this book is the place to start.
— Sam Harris, founder of the Reason Project and author of the New York Times best sellers The End of Faith and Letter to a Christian Nation

STEVEN PINKER
Scientists don't use the word 'true' lightly, but in this lively and engrossing book, Jerry Coyne shows why biologists are happy to use it when it comes to evolution. Evolution is 'true' not because the experts say it is, nor because some world view demands it, but because the evidence overwhelmingly supports it. There are many superb books on evolution, but this one is superb in a new way — it explains out the latest evidence for evolution lucidly, thoroughly, and with devastating effectiveness.
— Steven Pinker, Harvard University, and author of The Stuff of Thought: Language as a Window into Human Nature

E.O. WILSON
For anyone who wishes a clear, well-written explanation of evolution by one of the foremost scientists working on the subject, Why Evolution is True should be your choice.

RICHARD DAWKINS
I once wrote that anybody who didn't believe in evolution must be stupid, insane or ignorant, and I was then careful to add that ignorance is no crime. I should now update my statement. Anybody who doesn't believe in evolution is stupid, insane, or hasn't read Jerry Coyne. I defy any reasonable person to read this marvellous book and still take seriously the "breathtaking inanity" that is intelligent design "theory" or its country cousin, young earth creationism.
— Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion

Muslim women wear burkas to hide their fat bodies and ugly faces. Here's another reason they wear tents.

A woman suicide bomber dressed in a burka killed at least 41 people queuing for emergency food rations in Pakistan's terrorist-riddled tribal region bordering Afghanistan.

If you're a Muslim you belong to a suicide bomber religion and you should be ashamed of yourself. You should throw out your terrorist organization but you won't do that because you're a retarded gullible idiot.

If you're a Christian you share the same childish idiotic cowardly religious belief in a magical paradise that makes terrorism possible, and for that you deserve contempt.

What is religion good for besides violence and stupidity? Grow up god nuts. Stop being stupid assholes who hide in a magical fantasy world, never caring how many people are murdered thanks to your medieval superstitions.

More evidence for the idea that Christians are gullible idiots (as if more evidence was required)

Catholics believe in ghosts.

In France, the shrine at Lourdes is surrounded by hundreds of hotels and has received as many as 45,000 pilgrims in a single day. Our Lady of Guadalupe, in Mexico, draws millions of fervent worshipers a year.

Now, a little chapel among the dairy farms here, called Our Lady of Good Help, has joined that august company in terms of religious status, if not global fame. This month, it became one of only about a dozen sites worldwide, and the first in the United States, where apparitions of the Virgin Mary have been officially validated by the Roman Catholic Church.

If you read the article you can see for yourself how gullible these morons are. Their stupidity burns out of control. There's nothing more to say about it. It's just pure insanity. It's amazing these retards still exist in the 21st century. Most certainly these subhumans are evolution deniers.

PZ wrote about these Catholic assholes here.

Christian retards keep repeating the same bullshit year after year no matter how many times they are corrected.

Letter: Creationism Vs. Evolution

"Many argue that teaching creationism in schools violates our First Amendment rights and the principle of keeping church and state separate."

Many? Is that what you call the entire Supreme Court, every federal judge in America, and everyone who isn't a theocratic asshole like you Christian subhumans.

"Did a higher being create us with a purpose for the world or did we randomly evolve?"

A higher being (your magic fairy) did not create us or anything else, you brainwashed uneducated moron.

Natural selection is not random you stupid hick.

"Neither creationism nor evolution can be proved, which is why they are theories. So it is safe to say that believing in either one requires faith."

The stupidity burns.

Your magical creationism is not a scientific theory. It's 100% pure bullshit.

Of course you don't know what a scientific theory is. You don't even know what science is you Christian imbecile.

A theory is the highest level of understanding in science. See this for the correct definition of theory from the National Academy of Sciences, which by the way knows a bit more about science than this airhead from a Virginia community college.

The next time a Christian asshole says "evolution is a theory, not a fact" show the retard this.

Evolution is a basic scientific fact. Facts don't require faith, you retarded piece of shit.

"The U.S. Supreme Court has decided that it is unconstitutional to prohibit a teacher's right to teach evolution, but in public schools it can be taught only as scientific fact."

Evolution is a scientific fact you pathetic brain-dead liar for Jeebus. The basic facts of evolution are the strongest facts of science, supported by 150 years of scientific discoveries, and massive scientific evidence you don't even know about because you would rather pray to your dead Jeebus than educate yourself. You, Ms. Airhead, should learn how to shut the fuck up about what you know absolutely nothing about, and you know nothing about science.

Hello Christians. Do you ever wonder why everyone ridicules you? Do you think it might be because you're too fucking stupid to understand even the most simple concepts?

It's not necessary. There's not one shred of evidence for it. It's ridiculous to think it exists. Millions of idiots believe in it anyway.

By now everyone has thrown out Zeus and the other ancient gods, but today there's an equally insane fantasy, the violent supernatural asshole of the Bible, also known as God with a capital G, and its sidekick, a magician called Jeebus. This genocidal maniac is called a loving god. It loves the human apes on Earth so much it will torture anyone who doesn't worship it.

I'm not making any of this up. Millions of people actually believe this bullshit even though this is the 21st century. These superstitious idiots are called "Christians". They infest the world's backward countries, especially the United States of Jeebus.

It gets worse, much worse. An entire industry has developed to soak the suckers who are infected with the god disease. Their gullible customers are promised an eternal 2nd life in a magical paradise, but only if they show up at these businesses to spend their money on nothing. If anyone complains they are reminded about the eternal torture fantasy, the most disgusting idea ever invented, but their cowardly customers believe it anyway.

A visitor from another planet would think Idiot America is an insane asylum and that alien would be correct. It's impossible to be more batshit crazy than the retards who worship the dead Jeebus.

One more time, why there most certainly are not any gods.

First let's define the word "god". Let's call this thing what it really is, a magic fairy, instead of reversing the letters of the word "dog" and calling it that.

The short version of why there are no magic fairies is this: There's no magic in the universe.

Wasn't that easy? It's not necessary to write an entire book about it, for the same reason it's not necessary to write a book to explain why leprechauns are not real. Idiotic ideas (leprechauns, Easter Bunnies, magic fairies) should be thrown out immediately. These ideas are so ridiculous it would be a waste of time to talk about it.

However, for the benefit of any stupid people reading this (all theists and all agnostics), I will write a more detailed explanation for why anyone who believes in a magic fairy (or thinks a magic fairy can't be completely ruled out) is a fucking idiot.

All gods were invented to explain the natural universe (for example how the universe began, the development of solar systems, how life developed in at least one of those solar systems and probably millions of solar systems).

Every god ever invented is a god of the gaps. Dishonest Christians (they're all liars) deny they believe in a god of the gaps, then in the very next sentence they stick their god into some gap.

Take away the gaps (this is called scientific progress) and you got a god of the gaps with no gaps to hide in. We have reached that point already. Science is complete. There will always be research opportunities in science, but all the basic stuff has been figured out. Magic fairies are not necessary for anything and they never were necessary for anything. A god with nowhere to hide is a god who doesn't exist.

If you still think there's some hiding place for your magic fairy of the gaps (most likely because you're an uneducated moron), that's no excuse to invoke your invisible magical creature. Gaps in human knowledge are called research opportunities. They are not an excuse to stick your fairy in there. If everyone was as lazy as Christians and invoked magic for every unsolved problem, scientific progress would come to a complete stop. That's why virtually all of the top scientists in the world are normal people, also known as atheists.

One more reason to not believe in a magic fairy: If you believe in magic, you're a fucking idiot. Believing in a god is equal to believing in magic. If you think magic is real, then you don't know what reality is. If you think magic might be real, or if you think it's impossible to completely rule out magic, then you're as retarded as Bible thumpers and Muslim terrorists.

Theists and agnostics, stop being childish. Stop being superstitious idiots. Grow up. Join the 21st century where normal people live. If you're too cowardly or too gullible or too full of shit to do that, then shut the fuck up and get out of the way.

Jeebus was an uneducated moron.

Here's a quote from Richard Feynman which I copied from a YouTube video. He was talking about the dead Jeebus.

"I can't believe the special stories that have been made up about our relationship to the universe at large because they seem to be too simple, too local, too provincial. The earth, he came to the earth, one of the aspects of god came to the earth mind you, and look at what's out there. It isn't in proportion."

A normal person would be able to easily understand what Feynman said. A Christian would never be able to get it. I could explain it, but why bother, Christians can't understand anything.

Jeebus was an idiot. Assuming there really was a Jeebus, and assuming the Bible is correct about what he said (as if a book full of bullshit and idiotic magic tricks could be correct about anything), then Jeebus was a worthless preacher man, too lazy to get a real job, and like today's professional assholes (all priests, preachers, clerics, and rabbis) he was an uneducated moron who preferred supernatural magic instead of reality. Of course since he lived 20 centuries ago he had an excuse to not know anything, unlike today's idiot preachers who live in the 21st century but still know nothing about science.

All modern humans developed from the same ancient apes modern chimps developed from. Chimps are still apes and humans are still apes, a scientific fact that can be found in any encyclopedia. Therefore Christians worship a dead ape. But not just any dead ape. They worship an idiot who was uneducated, hopelessly stupid, and full of shit.

Jeebus, according to gullible Christian retards, was an aspect of god, an all-knowing god. But what could Jeebus do that modern scientists can do today? What predictions could this all-knowing Jeebus god make?

Recently there was a total lunar eclipse. The shadow from the earth completely covered our moon. Scientists were able to predict exactly when this eclipse would begin and exactly when it would end. Could Jeebus have made these predictions? Of course not. This idiot who claimed to be the son of god didn't even know what a lunar eclipse is. He didn't know anything. Christians worship a dead moron.

Evolution deniers prove Darwin killed the magic god fairy.

Evolutionary biology is unlike any other branch of science. It's the most interesting science there is, and it's the only science that uneducated morons complain about. Christian idiots and Muslim terrorists are afraid of evolution because because this branch of science more than any other threatens the existence of their god fairy. Even the Christians who admit people share an ancestor with chimps feel they have to stick their magician into evolution, mostly to guide the evolution of human apes because they need to pretend people are the god fairy's favorite species. Other pro-science Christians say god invented evolution but they never say that about any other natural process. Only evolution threatens their fantasy world enough for them to pollute it with their supernatural bullshit.

It's obvious virtually all religious people fear evolution because it threatens everything they were brainwashed to believe. They could grow up and throw out the brainwashing but they're too cowardly to do that.

For the professionals of the vast religion industry, the preachers, priests, and clerics, evolution threatens their careers. If evolution is true and if evolution works just fine without a god's magic wand, then these worthless assholes would have to get real jobs. So these liars for Jeebus and Mohammed demand that their gullible customers either deny evolution or stick god in there somewhere. Otherwise the magic fairy is worthless and their evil business is ruined.

Of course as every educated person who isn't insane knows, evolution is the strongest fact of science and god bullshit is not required to make it work. And like any other natural process, it did not need a magical inventor. How much longer can the assholes for Jeebus keep the truth of this basic scientific fact a secret? Not very long if everyone was able to get a decent education from a competent biology teacher, and that's why there's a Christian war against science education. There was a Muslim war against science education but that war is over with. The Muslim terrorists won. It's virtually impossible to learn anything about evolution in Muslim countries, even at the university level. That's why when religions finally start to die out, Islam will be the last religion left.

How long will it take before the entire human ape population realizes Darwin killed God? How many more generations of wasted lives before science completely replaces the god fantasy?

If only every young person in the world was able to be properly taught modern biology, the god disease could be eradicated in less than a century.

God is dead. Science killed it. Good riddance.

Theology unnecessary, Stephen Hawking tells CNN

"Science is increasingly answering questions that used to be the province of religion. The scientific account is complete. Theology is unnecessary."