Do you want to know whether or not evolution is true, but you're too lazy to study the evidence or you're too stupid to understand the evidence?

Christians have a lot of problems. For example they're lazy and they're stupid.

Their laziness and stupidity can be a big problem if and when they want to make decisions about the truth of scientific facts like evolution.

Actually they already made their decision. Anything that conflicts with the childish bullshit in Genesis is wrong. Period. No need to study any scientific evidence because the magic god fairy is always right, and the magic god fairy wrote Genesis.

But just in case you're a Christian who is willing to question the bullshit called magical creationism but you're too stupid to understand evidence or too lazy to study it, this post is for you.

You should never have to trust anyone to accept the science of evolution because the evidence should be enough to convince any sane person. But if you're a lazy idiot you might have to decide who to trust. Do you trust your Baptist preacher who knows nothing about science or do you trust the National Academy of Sciences?

At the bottom of this post is some information from wikipedia about the National Academy of Sciences. Please notice that 200 members have won a Nobel Prize. These are the best scientists in the world. Do you know any Baptist preachers who have won a Nobel Prize? I didn't think so.

So what does the National Academy of Sciences say about evolution? They say a lot including this stuff:

But today there is no scientific doubt about the close evolutionary relationships between humans and all other primates. Using the same scientific methods and tools that have been employed to study the evolution of other species, researchers have compiled a large and increasing number of fossil discoveries and compelling new molecular evidence that clearly indicate that the same forces responsible for the evolution of all other life forms on Earth account for the biological evolution of human characteristics.

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Based on the strength of evidence from DNA comparisons, the common ancestor of humans and chimpanzees lived approximately 6 to 7 million years ago in Africa. The evolutionary tree leading from this ancestral species to modern humans contains a number of side branches, representing populations and species that eventually went extinct. At various times in the past, the planet appears to have been populated by several human-like species.

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Please see Some quotes from the National Academy of Sciences for the rest of it.

You also might want to read Evolution deniers trust the results from paternity testing in humans. The same method is used to determine evolutionary relationships.

Now that you know what the best and most experienced scientists in the world say about evolution (they call it a basic scientific fact), what about your Alabama preacher who says the world's scientists are wrong about science?

Preacher Man: If something looks complicated then god magically created it out of nothing.

OK Christian tard, what's your decision? Since you're too lazy to study scientific evidence and since you're too stupid to understand anything, you're going to have to decide who to trust, the science deniers or the scientists.

Since you're a Christian you're a coward so you're probably going to go with whatever makes you feel good, whether or not it has anything to do with reality. Most likely you will choose to trust the breathtaking stupidity of your preacher man because the heaven fantasy he preaches is exactly what a gullible coward like you needs to keep from becoming even more mentally disturbed than you already are. Since evolution, also known as reality, kills the heaven fantasy, you're going to have to trust your worthless preacher so you can continue to hide in the Dark Ages.

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As of spring 2009, the National Academy of Sciences included about 2,100 members and 380 foreign associates.^[4] It employed about 1,100 staff in 2005.^[5] The current members annually elect new members for life. Election to membership is one of the highest honors that can be accorded to a scientist and recognizes scientists who have made distinguished and continuing achievements in original research. Nearly 200 members have won a Nobel Prize.^[4]

Hello Christian tards. Please read this to understand why if you have faith you're an idiot.

I was one of the millions of victims of religious indoctrination at a Catholic school. Like all other religious brainwashing, I was repeatedly told (several thousand times) that faith is a virtue. The only reason those ugly idiot nuns thought faith is a virtue was because their Death Cult would go extinct without it. After growing up I figured out faith is bullshit. This lady from Scotland explains why perfectly.

Faith is by definition belief without evidence – it’s pulling things out of your ass; it’s clinging to things that you might well know are faintly ridiculous; it’s putting up barriers to honest inquiry; it can be used as an impediment to curiosity and intellect, and it is simply the most ridiculous method of discovering or knowing anything about reality. It’s not a virtue – and it shouldn’t be a virtue in wider society any more than it would be in a court of law.

Heather Dalgleish
Scotland

The god fantasy and the idiots who believe in it.

god: (in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) The creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being

Imagine a person who has lived on a remote island her entire life, and somehow she had never before heard of the god fairy fantasy. One day she leaves the island and travels to an idiot country, for example America. She sees lots of amazing stuff, but there's one thing that surprises the heck out of her. It's a Christian she meets who asks her if she believes in god.

Visitor from a remote island: What's a god?

Christian tard: It's a supreme being that has used its unlimited magical powers to create stuff out of nothing, like for example the entire universe and the creatures on this planet.

Visitor from a remote island: That's bullshit. Why would you ask if I believed that?

Christian tard: Because here in America virtually all of us believe it, except for about ten percent of the population.

Visitor from a remote island: Why do you think this thing has magical powers? That's ridiculous. And how could that many people be so nuts?

Christian tard: It's not a thing. It's God, God with a capital G. It loves us so much it will send us to heaven if we believe in it and worship it.

Visitor from a remote island: What's a heaven?

Christian tard: A happy magical place where God magically sends us after we drop dead, but only if worship it, otherwise God will send us to another magical place where we are tortured for externity.

Visitor from a remote island: You're out of your fucking mind. There's really other people like you?

Christian tard: There's millions of us and it's in your best interest to join us in church to worship God.

Visitor from a remote island: Is that what you call your insane asylums, a church?

Christian tard: Here in America it's not considered insane to believe in a god with unlimited magical powers.

Visitor from a remote island: It's in my best interest to go back to my remote island where everyone is normal.

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My point is if a person never before heard of the Christian bullshit she could never have imagined it. The whole thing is beyond ridiculous. It's fair to say virtually all of America is an insane asylum full of incurable idiots.

The most important bullshit of the Christian Death Cult: the soul

Soul: Most Christians understand the soul as an ontological reality distinct from, yet integrally connected with, the body. Its characteristics are described in moral, spiritual, and philosophical terms. When people die, their souls will be judged by God and determined to spend an eternity in heaven or in hell.
My definition of soul: Invisible bullshit invented to explain how a stinking decomposing corpse gets sent to the bullshit called heaven.

The soul bullshit is extremely important to cowardly Christians because their childish heaven fantasy is totally dependent on it. If there really was no magical heaven (there's no magical heaven) Christians would become even more mentally disturbed than they already are.
The soul is an excellent example of religious bullshit that was invented to justify other religious bullshit. Every Christian fantasy is bullshit and it always takes more bullshit to justify every bullshit fantasy.

Another example of bullshit to justify bullshit: I remember reading a Catholic website that was trying to justify how a three day old corpse would magically return to life and not look like a zombie. The solution was simple and like all other bullshit, this bullshit solution has not one shred of evidence. Everything is made up by theologians and of course theology is a bullshit subject.

According to the Catholic bullshit that justifies the Resurrection bullshit, the god fairy, not wanting its son the dead Jeebus to look like a zombie, waved its magic wand to make the corpse not decompose at all. All internal organs, the skin, the tiny brain, everything was magically kept exactly the same as it was before the dead Jeebus was executed.

The point is all magic requires more magic. The whole thing, every religious cult including Christianity, depends on a massive amount of magic. Take out the magic for any of it and the whole religion goes extinct. The most important magic is the god fairy itself. It must have unlimited magical powers or else nothing is going to work.

Only an idiot would tolerate so much magical bullshit to be a member of these idiotic cults (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.).

Does this mean every religious person (about five billion people) is an insane gullible idiot?

YES.
Is magic a childish idea? Of course it is and even Christians agree magic is a childish and idiotic idea. So how do Christians justify their belief in unlimited magic? For every question Christians have an idiotic answer that's always good enough to justify their fantasies. They simply don't call magic "magic". They refuse to admit their god fairy is nothing more than a magical asshole that performs ridiculous magic tricks.

Instead they call their god's magic by another name which of course is a synonym for magic: miracle. According to Christians miracles are not magic tricks. Miracles are miracles. Also, "intelligent design" are not code words for magic. Intelligent design is intelligent design, identical to the design of an automobile, as if people who manufacture cars are doing the exact same thing as a god who magically makes stuff out of nothing.

Of course none of this makes sense. Every Christian justification for their bullshit is bullshit. The Christian Death Cult is nothing more than a gigantic pile of bullshit.

Everything I have written so far in this post is extremely obvious to a normal person, but Christians never understand. That's why they're still Christians. They're just too bloody stupid and deranged to understand anything, no matter how simple and basic it is.

It would be wonderful to be able to just ignore these drooling morons for the dead Jeebus, but unfortunately these Christian assholes are constantly trying to stick their bullshit into our public schools and into our state and federal governments, never caring about the Establishment Clause of our constitution and never caring about the fact they are ridiculed every time they try to get away with destroying this country.

What America needs is less sucking up to Christian scum and more ridicule for assholes who want to destroy science education, destroy scientific progress, and destroy the minds of innocent children.

If you're a normal person who sucks up to religious retards you are as morally corrupt as the superstitious assholes you suck up to.

An American organization that promotes Evolution teaching

It's nice to know Idiot America isn't completely infested with idiots.

http://www.indiana.edu/~ensiweb/home.html

http://www.indiana.edu/~ensiweb/info.fs.html

http://www.indiana.edu/~ensiweb/evol.fs.html

http://www.indiana.edu/~ensiweb/Evo.09.15EvoGems.html

The stupidity of Christians is overwhelming.

To see some real burning-out-of-control Christian idiocy read the comments at this Christian Taliban website which has an article about a Christian asshole who was fired for teaching supernatural magic in his science classroom. I wrote some comments there myself including these two comments. Christian tards of course don't know what a scientific theory is.

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READ THIS CHRISTIANS:

THEORY: In science, a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that can incorporate facts, laws, inferences, and tested hypotheses. The contention that evolution should be taught as a "theory, not as a fact" confuses the common use of these words with the scientific use. In science, theories do not turn into facts through the accumulation of evidence. Rather, theories are the end points of science. They are understandings that develop from extensive observation, experimentation, and creative reflection. They incorporate a large body of scientific facts, laws, tested hypotheses, and logical inferences. In this sense, evolution is one of the strongest and most useful scientific theories we have.
-- National Academy of Sciences

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"An Ohio school board's decision to fire a middle-school teacher under the allegations of teaching creationism and religious doctrine in his classroom was upheld by a local judge Wednesday. The science teacher, who was dismissed in January, plans to file an appeal."

An Ohio school board's decision to fire a middle-school teacher under the allegations of teaching SUPERNATURAL MAGIC in his SCIENCE classroom was upheld by a local judge Wednesday. The FAKE science teacher, who was dismissed in January, plans to file an appeal BECAUSE LIKE MOST CHRISTIAN SCUM HE LIKES TO WASTE TAXPAYER MONEY TO DEFEND HIS WORTHLESS DEAD JEEBUS.

Freshwater is a god-soaked idiot. It's not fair to students to get stuck with a fake science teacher who denies basic scientific facts like evolution.

All Christians are not qualified to teach science because they either reject science completely or they stick their magic fairy in there somewhere. All Christian science teachers should be fired and publicly humiliated. Let worthless Christian idiots mentally abuse students in Sunday School. Or better yet, don't let any Christian tard come anywhere near children.

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Mitt Romney, who was a draft dodger in the 1960's, wants to continue wasting young American lives in our ten year old religious war in Afghanistan.

This off-topic post is the 23rd post to get the label anything else I want to write about.

Please see Mitt Romney invoked his idiotic religion to avoid being drafted into the United States Army.

Also please see Romney has been critical of President Barack Obama's foreign policy, particularly the president's aggressive timeline to withdraw troops from Afghanistan.

I'm a Republican who usually votes for Democrats because virtually all Republican politicians are god-soaked idiots.

If you live in a normal country (anywhere except Idiot America) you might not know who Mitt Romney is. He is the Republican politician who is now most likely to be President Obama's opponent in the November 2012 election. An idiot from Texas, Rick Perry, used to be ahead of Romney in the polls, but Perry has shown himself to be too breathtakingly stupid to be elected even by brain-dead Republican voters. I sure wasn't going to vote for the anti-science Christian asshole Rick Perry. I thought I might be able to vote for Mitt Romney but now I doubt it.

I have some problems with Mitt Romney. For example even though he accepts the facts of evolutionary biology, he is not able to do this without sticking his supernatural magic fairy in there somewhere. Visitors to this blog might have noticed I don't have a very high opinion of religious assholes and Romney is way too religious.

Romney recently said "God did not create this country to be a nation of followers".

Romney, your magic fairy didn't create this country, period. Your fairy didn't create anything but you believe in it anyway because you're a brainwashed idiot. Even worse, you're a Mormon, a religion so batshit crazy even Bible thumpers make fun of it.

But this post is not about Romney's religion disease. This post is about his desire to sacrifice more American lives in Afghanistan even though he was too cowardly to join (or get drafted into) the US Army when there was another never-ending war going on, Vietnam.

Romney is a cowardly asshole who wants to sacrifice the lives of other people to make himself popular with America's Republican idiots.

Ten years in Afghanistan is long enough. America can't afford it anymore and it's immoral to let American soldiers get killed or lose limbs for the Muslim scum of a worthless dirt-bag country.

Obama isn't much better. He wants to drag out a war we can't win and can't afford, not caring about the wasted lives and not caring about the fact that under his administration our country's credit rating was lowered for the first time in history thanks to his out of control spending.

Incredibly Romney wants to drag out this religious war even longer. Romney, why don't you go there and sacrifice yourself if you think our invasion ten years ago hasn't gone on long enough.

I wrote other posts about Afghanistan including these two posts:

Two news articles provide good reasons for America to declare victory and leave Afghanistan immediately.

The suicide bomber religion

A challenge for Christian assholes

I challenge Christian idiots to provide just one piece of real evidence (not dead gullible witnesses) for your idiotic disgusting resurrection of the stinking Jeebus corpse into a zombie.

There is no evidence for any of your childish fantasies. Gullible Christians believe in Christian bullshit anyway because they're uneducated hicks and because they have a cowardly fear of reality.

You Christians are bloody insane. Despite the amazing discoveries of 21st century science you drooling morons still prefer to live in the Dark Ages.

I would ignore you morally corrupt Christian assholes if you didn't brainwash children, attack science education, disrespect our constitution, and have the same cowardly heaven fantasy that makes terrorism possible.

Fuck off Christian scum.

I respond to an atheist wimp who thinks everyone should suck up to religious idiots and everyone should study their childish fantasies.

This is what the suck-up wrote.

This was my reply (which is awaiting either moderation or censorship):

Update: I hope I'm wrong but it looks like my comments were censored. Apparently atheist wimps are as cowardly as the religious scum they suck up to.

Human Ape | October 5, 2011 at 9:44 am |
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
“Ultimately, greater curiosity with respect to the views one opposes and deeper self-reflection on the nature of one’s own views would make a more civil, thoughtful, and careful public debate about religion and atheism possible.”

I agree with Dawkins. Curiosity about childish idiotic nonsense (every religious fantasy ever invented) is a waste of time. Who cares which god fairy did what? It’s like astrology which is equally insane. Does a person have to be an expert about astrology to know it’s bullshit?

Be more civil? Should we be more civil towards terrorists because they’re religious? Should we be civil towards religious people who brainwash children and threaten biology teachers? I don’t think so.

There’s nothing scientific about the Resurrection fantasy therefore every Christian belongs to an anti-science organization. Every Muslim belongs to the terrorist organization called Islam. Every religious person, no matter what childish fantasies they believe in, they all brainwash innocent children. If these people had any decency they would throw out their idiotic cults. They all deserve contempt.

“Tone matters, because too many have been insufficiently fierce in their criticism of pious excuses for sloppy thinking. Tone matters because we haven’t been rude enough in the face of special claims of privilege for religious inanity. We need to flip that tone argument around 180°—the problem isn’t that our tone is so harsh, it’s that yours is so inappropriately soft towards people who lie to children, who want to gut our educational system, and who want to taint science with a bias for magic.”
– PZ Myers

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The suck-up also wrote "the Vatican has accepted that Darwinian evolution is consistent with Catholicism"

The article the suck-up links to has this from a Catholic: “I maintain that the idea of evolution has a place in Christian theology,” Professor Tanzella-Nitti added.

Do Catholics say gravity has a place in Christian theology? No, of course not. They give this special treatment only to biology. Why? Because they need their magical fairy to magically stick a magical soul in there during or after the development of modern human apes.

Meanwhile virtually every Catholic in the world either completely rejects evolution or, even worse, they think magic is one of the mechanisms of evolution. These assholes for the Pope are not accepting evolution. They're polluting evolution with their bullshit fantasies.

These are not people a normal person should suck up to. The religious violence, the religious stupidity, the religious indoctrination, and the never-ending sticking of magic into biology can not be tolerated.

Enough is enough. Being nice to religious scum doesn't work. Also, being nice to religious tards is immoral, because of the 9/11 religious atrocities and because the Christian war against science education is never going to end until every priest and preacher is dead.

These are the two most important posts of this blog.

If I had to choose the two most important posts of this blog (which has more than 700 posts) I would choose these:

Human chromosome 2 and chimpanzee chromosomes 2p & 2q

Human chromosome two is my favorite evidence for evolution because it's easy to understand and no evidence could possibly be more powerful. It demonstrates how biologists make predictions which absolutely must be true or else evolution would have to be thrown out. After 150 years of testing evolution is still batting 100%. In this example the predictions made about human chromosome two were spectacularly correct in extreme detail. There are thousands of other powerful evidences for evolution but just this post should be enough to convince anyone who is not insane that evolution is a proven fact.

Some stuff I stole from Jerry Coyne's Why Evolution is True

This post is important because convincing people to buy and read Jerry Coyne's Why Evolution is True is important. There are many books about evolution but in my opinion Jerry Coyne's masterpiece is the best for both non-scientists and experienced biologists. Every paragraph is priceless, important, easy to understand, and a pleasure to read. There is nothing tedious in Why Evolution is True. Every piece of evidence described by Jerry Coyne is by itself good enough to call evolution true. All the evidence he explains combined should be enough for anyone unless they are beyond batshit crazy.

Unfortunately more than half the population of Idiot America is batshit crazy, but they should read this stuff anyway. Of course they won't go near it. America's Christians are lazy, they're cowards, and they refuse to study anything that conflicts with their childish Jeebus fantasy. Christians are retarded because they want to be retarded. Christians don't want to know anything about reality because they don't want to make the dead Jeebus cry.

I learned a long time ago to never waste my time trying to explain scientific evidence to Christian scum. They are not interested and even if they wanted to understand they wouldn't be able to. I have repeatedly seen examples of their idiocy. Christians are Christians because they're just plain stupid.

Of course Christians are welcome to prove me wrong. All they have to do is grow up, educate themselves, stop being gullible idiots, stop being cowardly assholes, and face facts. But it will never happen. If a person is still a Christian in the 21st century that person is incurably insane.

The Catholic religion requires all Catholic idiots to be science deniers.

I would think by now Catholics would be a bit fed up with contributing their hard earned money to the Pope's church while watching all that money going to pay the legal bills for lawsuits because virtually every Catholic priest in the world molests little boys. But this subject is too disgusting for this blog.

The purpose of this post is to help get rid of the myth the Catholic religion is pro-science. There's nothing more anti-science than the Catholic bullshit I just found at Adam, Eve, and Evolution.

To avoid getting sick from the burning stupidity I only read a few paragraphs. I'm going to copy and paste what I read then I will write about why their fantasies are anti-science bullshit.

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The Catholic Position

What is the Catholic position concerning belief or unbelief in evolution? The question may never be finally settled, but there are definite parameters to what is acceptable Catholic belief.

Concerning cosmological evolution, the Church has infallibly defined that the universe was specially created out of nothing. Vatican I solemnly defined that everyone must "confess the world and all things which are contained in it, both spiritual and material, as regards their whole substance, have been produced by God from nothing" (Canons on God the Creator of All Things, canon 5).

The Church does not have an official position on whether the stars, nebulae, and planets we see today were created at that time or whether they developed over time (for example, in the aftermath of the Big Bang that modern cosmologists discuss). However, the Church would maintain that, if the stars and planets did develop over time, this still ultimately must be attributed to God and his plan, for Scripture records: "By the word of the Lord the heavens were made, and all their host [stars, nebulae, planets] by the breath of his mouth" (Ps. 33:6).

Concerning biological evolution, the Church does not have an official position on whether various life forms developed over the course of time. However, it says that, if they did develop, then they did so under the impetus and guidance of God, and their ultimate creation must be ascribed to him.

Concerning human evolution, the Church has a more definite teaching. It allows for the possibility that man’s body developed from previous biological forms, under God’s guidance, but it insists on the special creation of his soul. Pope Pius XII declared that "the teaching authority of the Church does not forbid that, in conformity with the present state of human sciences and sacred theology, research and discussions . . . take place with regard to the doctrine of evolution, in as far as it inquires into the origin of the human body as coming from pre-existent and living matter—[but] the Catholic faith obliges us to hold that souls are immediately created by God" (Pius XII, Humani Generis 36). So whether the human body was specially created or developed, we are required to hold as a matter of Catholic faith that the human soul is specially created; it did not evolve, and it is not inherited from our parents, as our bodies are.

While the Church permits belief in either special creation or developmental creation on certain questions, it in no circumstances permits belief in atheistic evolution.

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"Concerning cosmological evolution, the Church has infallibly defined that the universe was specially created out of nothing."

Infallibly? The idiot Pope can never make a mistake? I could quit right here because I have already established the fact that Catholics are gullible morons. Nobody is infallible. It's ridiculous to pretend otherwise.

Specially created? Translated that means "a god fairy waved its magic wand". Religious tards have countless code words for magic. Why don't they just call magic "magic"?

Catholics, if you invoke magic for anything you're an anti-science retard.

"The Church does not have an official position on whether the stars, nebulae, and planets we see today were created at that time or whether they developed over time (for example, in the aftermath of the Big Bang that modern cosmologists discuss). However, the Church would maintain that, if the stars and planets did develop over time, c, for Scripture records: "By the word of the Lord the heavens were made, and all their host [stars, nebulae, planets] by the breath of his mouth" (Ps. 33:6)."

The Church does not have an official position on what is settled science? What's the problem? Are they afraid to offend their more stupid members?

"if the stars and planets did develop over time"

Why do they say "if"? Solar systems did develop over time and astronomers can see this process taking place right now. Again it looks like the Pope is trying to not lose his most retarded customers.

"this still ultimately must be attributed to God and his plan"

Again the pope invokes magic. Everything is magic with these Catholic assholes. They're no better than Bible thumpers and in fact in the next sentence the Bible is thumped -- "By the word of the Lord the heavens were made, and all their host [stars, nebulae, planets] by the breath of his mouth"

If the bullshit is in the Bible then it must be true. There is absolutely no difference between Catholics and anti-science Baptists. They're all idiots for the dead Jeebus.

"Concerning biological evolution, the Church does not have an official position on whether various life forms developed over the course of time. However, it says that, if they did develop, then they did so under the impetus and guidance of God, and their ultimate creation must be ascribed to him."

Again there's "no official position". There's room in the Catholic Death Cult for everyone, no matter how uneducated and superstitious they are. Must keep those contributions coming in so priests don't have to go to prison for raping children.

Life forms did develop over the course of time. That's the most basic fact of science.

"However, it says that, if they did develop, then they did so under the impetus and guidance of God, and their ultimate creation must be ascribed to him."

"If they did develop" is equal to saying "If the world is not flat".

The god fairy guides evolution with its magic wand. Catholic tards got to stick their magic everywhere. They have no choice because nobody wants to believe in a fairy that never had anything to do.

Sorry Catholic tards, but magic is not one of the mechanisms of any natural process, including evolution.

In the next paragraph the bullshit really burns out of control. It's impossible to write anything more hopelessly stupid than these ridiculous fantasies:

"Concerning human evolution, the Church has a more definite teaching. It allows for the possibility that man’s body developed from previous biological forms, under God’s guidance, but it insists on the special creation of his soul. Pope Pius XII declared that "the teaching authority of the Church does not forbid that, in conformity with the present state of human sciences and sacred theology, research and discussions . . . take place with regard to the doctrine of evolution, in as far as it inquires into the origin of the human body as coming from pre-existent and living matter—[but] the Catholic faith obliges us to hold that souls are immediately created by God" (Pius XII, Humani Generis 36). So whether the human body was specially created or developed, we are required to hold as a matter of Catholic faith that the human soul is specially created; it did not evolve, and it is not inherited from our parents, as our bodies are."

There are Muslims who accept evolution without magic but only for non-humans. Therefore Catholics are about equal to Muslim terrorists, equally insane.

The Pope calls the evolution of modern human apes a possibility which is like saying it's possible the earth is not flat.

The pope insists on the special creation of the soul. This childish bullshit is necessary for the survival of all religious cults. No soul = no heaven = nobody bothers to waste their money in churches and mosques.

The soul is magically created, but only for human apes. The other Great Ape species, the chimps, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans, they don't get a magically created soul that magically flies up to a magical paradise to magically transform itself into the dead stinking corpse it left behind and then it magically returns to a magical life.

What fucking bullshit. Grow up Catholic scum.

This crap really pisses me off:

"While the Church permits belief in either special creation or developmental creation on certain questions, it in no circumstances permits belief in atheistic evolution."

Evolution does not need any adjectives. These imbeciles for the dead Jeebus never talk about atheistic gravity or atheistic orbits. Always religious tards, whether they're Baptists, Muslim terrorists, or Catholics, always they stick magic into evolutionary biology. This just shows how terrified they are of evolution. The religious implications of evolution are obvious. It kills every god fantasy ever invented. So they don't look too bloody stupid the tards sometimes pretend they accept evolution but polluting this branch of science with magic is not accepting it.

One more time Catholic tards, Christian tards, and Muslim tards, magic is not a mechanism of any branch of science. Understand?

No, of course they don't understand. If religious people were able to think they wouldn't be religious.

Evolution is the fundamental concept underlying all of biology and is supported by multiple forms of scientific evidence.

Before 2008 the word evolution could not be found anywhere in Florida's public school science standards. This gave Florida's incompetent biology teachers (the Christian teachers) an excuse to not teach the most important basic fact of science. They no longer have that excuse and I hope these idiots-for-Jeebus have the decency to resign because Christians are not qualified to teach science. I also hope Florida's school administrations have the decency to fire and publicly humiliate all Christian science teachers because it's not fair to students to get stuck with idiot teachers who know nothing about the subject being taught.

Florida's scientists and Florida's competent science teachers were fed up with Florida's public school science standards which were given the worst possible grade by the Thomas B. Fordham Institute. They worked hard to completely rewrite Florida's science standards, then they presented their new standards, which make evolution one of the big ideas of science, to the Florida Board of Education. In the introduction to the biology section of the standards they wrote "Evolution is the fundamental concept underlying all of biology and is supported by multiple forms of scientific evidence."

Guess who complained about putting the foundation of biology in the biology standards for public schools?

Every pastor, preacher, Christian politician, and other professional asshole demanded the word evolution be removed from the new standards. They're uneducated morons, their children are uneducated morons, and these assholes for the dead Jeebus wanted everyone else's children to be uneducated morons.

Thanks to the relentless ridicule of these Christian subhumans, which I participated in, the new science standards were accepted with virtually no changes. Instead of the worst public school science standards Florida now has the best science standards in this country, no thanks to the cowardly Christian scum who infest our state.

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The National Center for Science Education wrote about the massive Christian war against science education in Florida. The treasonous Christian assholes lost their cowardly attack against America.

Fuck off Christian losers. You worthless scum can shut up about science because the opinions of idiots doesn't matter.

A number of scientists, educators, and citizens from around the state responded to the creationist complaints. A majority of the science standards writing committee itself urged the board to adopt the new set of standards, in a statement read by Gerry Meisels, a committee member and professor of chemistry at the University of South Florida. Meisels was quoted by the Associated Press (2008 Feb 11) as saying, "We are frustrated by the disproportionate publicity and the political pressure that has been brought to bear on decision makers. Yielding to these pressures would be a real disservice to Florida because it would not only seriously impede the education of our children but also create the image of a backward state."

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New Florida state standards spark nonscientific backlash

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EVIDENCE FOR EVOLUTION (102 posts)

My 12 best evidence for evolution posts

No other notion in any field of science has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms.

Where did the quote in the title of this post come from? The looney liberal New York Times? Richard Dawkins or some other atheist?

Who is this person who has the nerve to say evolution has been extensively tested and thoroughly corroborated, even though this concept conflicts with Genesis which every Christian knows is true because the Bible was written by their Magic God Fairy. Who is this person which all Christians must attack to defend their dead Jeebus?

"There is probably no other notion in any field of science that has been as extensively tested and as thoroughly corroborated as the evolutionary origin of living organisms." came from the Encyclopedia Britannica.

This means Idiot America's science deniers (most of our population) has to throw out the best encyclopedia in the world to defend their worthless dead Jeebus preacher man, who by the way was a science denier just like the tards who worship the dead Jeebus in the 21st century.

Hello Christians. What's it like to have to deny 150 years of scientific progress to live in your childish everything-is-magic fantasy world? Is it fun when normal people point at you and laugh at your breathtaking stupidity?

Normal people (also known as people who are not superstitious idiots) will probably be interested in the evolution article from the Encyclopedia Britannica. Christians, don't bother. You wouldn't understand and of course you don't want to make your dead Jeebus cry.

One teacher reported that students 'burst into tears' when told they would be studying evolution.

Another teacher described how students repeatedly screamed 'No!' when he began talking about evolution in class.

Please read the previous post for the entire paragraph from The Greatest Show on Earth, The Evidence for Evolution by Richard Dawkins.

Only in Idiot America would students cry and/or scream when a biology teacher teaches the foundation of biology. This is what Christian indoctrination is good for. It makes the victims of this disgusting child abuse into cowardly crybabies. What I would like to do to the professional subhumans and asshole parents who are responsible for this unforgivable child abuse I can't write here because the cowardly Google Corporation would vaporize my blog if I told the truth about what these worthless scum deserve.

To all Christians, no matter how moderate you think you are, fuck off and die. Every Christian is equal to a terrorist and everyone of you superstitious assholes have long ago lost your right to live on this planet.

Perhaps this is why most Americans know nothing about evolution. Almost 3 out of 4 American biology teachers are uneducated morons.

Please read this whole thing because it's important: Study: Most high school biology teachers don’t endorse evolution

"More high school students take biology than any other science course, the researchers said. They also said that for as many as 25 percent of them, biology is the only science course they will ever take."

Also I noticed biology is the first science class of most American students. Biology is their introduction to science. Here's an opportunity for a science teacher to get those students to love science instead of being bored to death by it. In Idiot America, unless a student is lucky enough to get a biology teacher who knows what she's talking about (only 28% of America's biology teachers), that student will most certainly think science is boring.

There is no science more exciting and interesting than the history of life and the development of new species thanks to evolution by natural selection. What a great opportunity to make American students love science but 72% of America's science teachers throw this chance out the window. They're either incompetent or they're pathetic cowards who want to avoid the harassment and threats from Christian thugs. Apparently they never care about the education of their students. I have to ask why did they bother to become teachers if they don't want to do their job properly.

The solution is extremely obvious. 72% of America's biology teachers must be fired (and publicly humiliated) immediately. Throw these worthless know-nothing teachers out the window. Which is more important, the lives of incompetent idiots, or America's students?

Please read this. I put part of it in bold.

"The National Science Teachers Association (NSTA) strongly supports the position that evolution is a major unifying concept in science and should be included in the K–12 science education frameworks and curricula. Furthermore, if evolution is not taught, students will not achieve the level of scientific literacy they need. This position is consistent with that of the National Academies, the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS), and many other scientific and educational organizations.

"NSTA also recognizes that evolution has not been emphasized in science curricula in a manner commensurate to its importance because of official policies, intimidation of science teachers, the general public's misunderstanding of evolutionary theory, and a century of controversy. In addition, teachers are being pressured to introduce creationism, “creation science,” and other nonscientific views, which are intended to weaken or eliminate the teaching of evolution."

Intimidation of science teachers. What's that about? If you guessed Christian assholes are threatening America's biology teachers you are correct. I noticed our government's policy is to kill terrorists. Are not these Christian thugs who threaten America's teachers equal to terrorists? Of course the President of the United States isn't going to order our Armed Forces to hunt down and kill the Christian scum who are trying to destroy America's science education, but most certainly that's what these subhumans deserve.

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In his The Greatest Show on Earth, the Evidence for Evolution Richard Dawkins writes about the retarded cowardly Christian assholes of Idiot America.

The plight of many science teachers today is not less dire. When they attempt to expound the central and guiding principle of biology; when they honestly place the living world in its historical context -- which means evolution; when they explore and explain the very nature of life itself, they are harried and stymied, hassled and bullied, even threatened with loss of their jobs. At the very least their time is wasted at every turn. They are likely to receive menacing letters from parents, and have to endure the sarcastic smirks and close-folded arms of brainwashed children. They are supplied with state-approved textbooks that have had the word 'evolution' systematically expunged, or bowdlerized into 'change over time'.

In the same book Richard Dawkins writes about the cowardly crybaby wimpy Christian students who infest Idiot America's science classrooms.

In October 2008 a group of about sixty American high-school teachers met at the Center for Science Education of Emory University, in Atlanta. Some of the horror stories they had to tell deserve wide attention. One teacher reported that students 'burst into tears' when told they would be studying evolution. Another teacher described how students repeatedly screamed 'No!' when he began talking about evolution in class. Another reported that pupils demanded to know why they had to learn about evolution, given that it was 'only a theory'. Yet another teacher described how 'churches train students to come to school with specific questions to ask to sabotage my lessons'.

The professional and amateur science deniers who spread the usual lies about evolution are dishonorable.

dishonorable: Lacking integrity, unprincipled.

When I write about science, religious cults, baseball, chess, or anything else, I check my facts first. There's nothing more important to me than being accurate and honest. I don't make some claim without being absolutely certain it is true.

The science deniers don't bother with accuracy. They never check facts. They just throw stuff out there, never caring whether or not it's true, as long as it supports their position which is all the world's scientists are incompetent liars. Every time they write their bullshit they are insulting the experts in the subject they are lying about. They have no integrity. They are unprincipled. They're assholes for the dead Jeebus.

An example that I'm sick of because the Christian tards have repeated this bullshit a few hundred thousand times -- there are no fossils of transitional species.

A paleontologist, biologist, or any other educated person would look at this dishonest bullshit for the thousandth time and they would wonder why Christians are so morally corrupt and breathtakingly stupid, not to mention lazy. How hard is it to google transitional fossils to check their facts first? In less than ten seconds they would be looking at, for example, the numerous fossils of whale ancestors discovered recently in Pakistan. The fossil record that describes the transition from land animals to whales is complete.

Their pathological lying, their unimaginable stupidity, and their laziness is actually fine with me because these dishonorable assholes are the best possible advertisement for being normal, also known as atheism. Young people eventually go to universities and they learn the truth about the liars for Jeebus and then they waste no time throwing out the disgusting Christian Death Cult.

Christian idiots are terrified of normal people.

I wrote some comments at the Christian Taliban Post: Has Atheism Been Sold to America?

Human Ape

"But perhaps one of the best ways Christians can equip themselves to be a witness for Christ in America today is through the words of the Bible, faith in God's promises and encouraging words spoken by Christian leaders."

The disgusting Bible might impress a gullible uneducated moron but normal people laugh at the idiocy of people who believe in the idiotic stories.

The magic god fairy's promises? The stupidity burns.

Human Ape

"Has Atheism Been Sold to America?"

Being a normal person, also known as an atheist, is free. All a person has to do is stop being a gullible superstitious idiot.

Human Ape

Roderick Mitchell, if you want to stop the spread of atheism (also known as being normal) you need to keep your brainwashed children away from universities that teach science. A brainwashed child must remain forever stupid and uneducated to stick with your disgusting Christian Death Cult.

The stinking Jeebus corpse rose from the dead, became a zombie, then flew up to the clouds? Christians are insane.

Human Ape

Onesimus Oneisimus, there's more than one Billion of us normal people and we threaten to make your children realize their Christian parents are uneducated gullible morons. All we have to do is teach evolution and other scientific facts which are the greatest possible threat to your worthless idiotic Christian Death Cult.

A ten year old girl tells her mother a biology textbook published by Bob Jones University is bullshit.

The anti-science Bob Jones University, a fake university that teaches Bible bullshit as fact, publishes science textbooks for Christian tards who home-school their children to protect them from actually learning anything.

A ten year girl who loves science figured out her Bob Jones University science textbooks are full of bullshit and complained to her mother about it.

This is child abuse and the Christian scum at Bob Jones University who profit from their child abuse should be put in prison.

Top home-school texts dismiss evolution for creationism

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky — Home-school mom Susan Mule wishes she hadn't taken a friend's advice and tried a textbook from a popular Christian publisher for her 10-year-old's biology lessons.

Mule's precocious daughter Elizabeth excels at science and has been studying tarantulas since she was 5. But she watched Elizabeth's excitement turn to confusion when they reached the evolution section of the book from Apologia Educational Ministries, which disputed Charles Darwin's theory.

"I thought she was going to have a coronary," Mule said of her daughter, who is now 16 and taking college courses in Houston. "She's like, 'This is not true!"'

"I feel fairly strongly about this. These books are promulgating lies to kids," said Jerry Coyne, an ecology and evolution professor at the University of Chicago.

Coyne and Virginia Tech biology professor Duncan Porter reviewed excerpts from the Apologia and Bob Jones biology textbooks, which are equivalent to ninth- and 10th-grade biology lessons. Porter said he would give the books an F.

"If this is the way kids are home-schooled then they're being shortchanged, both rationally and in terms of biology," Coyne said. He argued that the books may steer students away from careers in biology or the study of the history of the earth.

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But, as Lovan noted in his piece, “83 percent of home-schooling parents want to give their children ‘religious or moral instruction.’” I weep for those children. For many of them are simply being brainwashed by their parents. Yes, that’s what it is—brainwashing. For a parent to ignore 150 years of solid science, feeding their children lies based on theology, is to deprive those children of the wonder of the universe—a wonder based on truth rather than medieval superstition. It kills off the part of a child that most needs nurturing: her sense of wonder, and all the possibilities of life that are opened up by that wonder. How many budding biologists have been stifled by their parents’ willful ignorance of science, and on their insistence that the Bible is the real source of biological information? Generation after generation of ignorance and religious dogmatism, all perpetuated by religously based home-schooling.

-- Jerry Coyne