Here in Idiot America we have something called the "Pledge of Allegiance". In 1954 it was changed to stick the Magic Man into it. There was a lot of extreme stupid in 1954 America. The stupidity is still a problem today.

Pledge of Allegiance

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

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I prefer this one.

"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under Canada, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."