Somebody else wrote this. It's about President Fucktard Trump.

I heard the most perfect analogy for the Trump presidency today. It is too fitting.

Imagine that your pipes are clogged, and you are obliged to call a plumber. He arrives, acting chaotic and deranged. He walks across your front lawn, tracks mud into the house, and accidentally kills your dog. But when he gets to work, he does a fine job on your plumbing, and it works perfectly. As he is finishing up, he smashes a priceless Ming vase, then steps on your child's foot and sexually harasses your wife. And when you finally lose your temper, he says, "But I did the best job on your pipes!"