Our Lord and Savior Jeebus Christ

The Magic Jeebus Man is very popular in Idiot America even though this idiot preacher man has long ago decomposed into nothing.

A google search with quote marks for "Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" gave about 3,490,000 results.

Christian retards and Catholic scum misspell the name of their dead god-man. It's Jeebus, not Jesus.

Only a small number of people get the spelling right. A google search for "Our Lord and Savior Jeebus Christ" gave only 4 results.

What is this "Savior" business? The idea which was repeatedly burned into my brain by the ugly nuns at the Catholic school I wasted my youth at is "Christ died for your sins".

What's a sin? Sin is a religious word for "you did a bad thing". As if little children commit violent crimes all the time.

Why did Jeebus get himself executed for our imaginary crimes? That's something the nuns never bothered to explain and their victims (the students) never bothered to ask about it. Heck, we never questioned anything. The nuns terrified us. We just obeyed and some of the more stupid students believed everything, even after they grew up and should have known it's all bullshit.

But why the adjective "Savior"? The idea is Jeebus, who is suppose to be the son of the asshole god of the Old Testament, dropped dead so that the magical asshole of the universe wouldn't torture us for eternity. All we have to do is believe all the Jeebus bullshit and we get a free "get out of hell" card.

Or something like that. Who gives a shit? It's all bullshit for cowardly imbeciles. The brainwashing convinces enough gullible morons to keep the money making machine going forever. That's what it's all about, the never ending handouts from the idiot customers for the asshole priests and preachers who are too lazy to get a real job.

Praise the Magic Jeebus Man.

Christians are the most brain-dead fucking idiots in the history of the human race.