This is what I wrote for the Christian morons at the Wall Street Journal.

“For God so loved the world, as to give his only begotten Son; that whosoever believeth in him, may not perish, but may have life everlasting.”

I can't imagine a more ridiculous bible quote. It requires throwing out all of reality.

UPDATE:

I went back there. I counted 4 crybabies. Americans are fucking retards. One of the assholes for Jeebus said "You better pray that you are correct. Otherwise, you have a very bad eternity waiting for you."

Mr. Hutchings, thanks for your ridiculous advice but praying is talking to yourself. Also, sir, the idea there is a magical heaven/hell is even more ridiculous. I prefer reality.