I wrote this for the god-soaked assholes who infest the Wall Street Journal.

It would be so nice to have an atheist president. Religious stuff doesn't belong in the 21st century. We know things these days.

UPDATE:

A Christian fucktard asked this stupid question: "Please, tell us just what you know."

This is what I wrote for the moron:

Here in the 21st century, thanks to something called science, we know your god-of-the-gaps has run out of hiding places. A god fairy who never had anything to do is a fairy that doesn't exist.

Even without the science, the idea there's a magical god thing hiding somewhere in the universe is a ridiculous fantasy.