I never met a Christian who wasn't a gullible moron. The stupid, it burns. I wrote this for the fucking assholes.

"Why do you believe that Jesus rose on the 3rd day?"

The Magic Jeebus Man didn't rise from the dead because that's impossible. Why do Christians believe this disgusting bullshit? It's an incurable stupidity problem.

One more thing: Dead witnesses are not evidence for anything, you fucking retards.