Theistic evolution is a bullshit excuse to stick a god fairy into science.

Faith Versus Fact by Jerry Coyne:

"Theistic evolution fails to harmonize science with religion because it pollutes evolution with creationism, positing interventions by God that are either scientifically refuted or untestable--and therefore superfluous. That is why, though eagerly embraced by the American public, theistic evolution has been completely rejected by scientists."

Christian assholes, you can't stick your Magic Man into science, you fucking retards.