I found this at another website. 3 reasons why the Christian fucktards in Idiot America prefer magical creationism instead of evolution.

1.) Because I don't like the idea that we came from apes… despite that humans are categorically defined and classified as apes.

2.) Because the fact that science is self-correcting annoys me. Most of my other beliefs are rigidly fixed and uncorrectable.

3.) Because despite the fact that in all my years of life I have never seen any magic, I still believe magic is the answer to anything I don’t immediately comprehend.