I'm adding this to my list of favorite quotes. It's about the dead Magic Jeebus Man and fucktards who suck up to it.

Why do Christians think the magical resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man was real even though it's impossible?

"If there was no resurrection they have no religion. Of course they have to believe in it. I once heard a sermon from a priest who claimed that the resurrection must have happened because without a resurrection the religion would be false, and since he knew it wasn't false, the resurrection must have happened. I guess they don't teach logic skills in seminary."

-- gillie