I wrote this for some Christian creationist fucktards. I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid fucking asshole.

Why do creationists get all their information about science from know-nothing dishonest crackpots?

An interesting fact: Everyone who works for the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute is in the Encyclopedia of American loons.

Another interesting fact: Biologists call the Christian Creationist Discovery Institute "Crackpot Central".