I asked a question about Christian fucktards.

What in your opinion is the most ridiculous Christian fantasy? My favorite Christian stupidity: The magical resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man and also the idea that the Magic Man listens to Christian morons when they pray.

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That Christianity is legitimate. LMAO !!!

It is a belief system that bribes the naïve, the broken, and the lonely with the idea that water can be turned into wine, its ‘god’ is powerful and is able to destroy its creations with plagues and floods, and that its main character came back from the dead.

Christianity = Sorcery.

-- Campbell Hayden

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How does one choose from such a vast deposit of ridiculous?

Their threat of "you'll burn in hell" is offensive, and really silly.

But most ridiculous? You ask hard questions.

-- Jea

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I've read a number of weirdly detailed descriptions of famous people in Hell here. There's a troll here who sometimes posts about Steven Hawking, but there was someone before him who posted one about him that was paragraphs long. It was almost a full narrative with a beginning, middle, and no end. The details are irrelevant, but this guy had obviously spent hours if not days thinking it all up and I still can't figure out why.

My opinion of that one? If someone's in a mental state where they obsess over all the worst thoughts they can have, some parts of Christianity can supply an endless amount of fuel for that kind of breakdown.

-- El Nerdo Loco

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That Christianity was spread peacefully. It allows Christians to ignore their own blood-soaked history so thoroughly.

-- Anonymous

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The one where Jesus whisks them to heaven just before the tribulation so they don't have to suffer the inconvenience of dying.

-- swolt

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The idea that stupid fairytale magic should be worshipped, such as retarded alcoholic scarecrow zombie magic men (also known as Jesus). Even if you believe in this ridiculous crap, it is still stupid to worship it.

-- Yahoo User

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I never got past the rib-lady, the talking snake, and the forbidden fruit.

-- God

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God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are all invisible, can't talk, can't write, and can't do anything. They are the same as nothing.

-- Bryce

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Many of the stories in the bible are absolutely ridiculous.

-- jimmy