I answered a dumb question about dead human apes.

"I think I can say I've never been to the funeral of an atheist. What are they like? What types of things are said?"

A real atheist would tell his family to give his corpse to the government and not waste a penny on it. Dead people are equal to dead cockroaches. They're just garbage. It's ridiculous to waste money on garbage. Funerals are for morons.

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A few years ago I tried to explain this to a wimpy atheist. The wimp was for wasting money on a decomposing corpse to show respect. I told the wimp dead people don't care about being respected because they are fucking dead.

The stupid, it burns.