Evolution makes Idiot America cry.

Only 8% of Jehovah's Witnesses accept evolution. I thought it was zero percent.

At their moronic anti-science anti-reality website https://www.jw.org/en/ they have about 20 pages about why evolution is wrong. They wrote a few things about natural selection which is the most important mechanism of evolution, but they obviously don't understand how it works. It doesn't matter because the fucktards who read their anti-science nonsense are too dense to realize they are being fed bullshit.

Here in Idiot America, we have hundreds (or probably thousands) of anti-evolution websites. These liars for Jeebus understand the religious implications of evolution and that's why they are in a war against it. Their websites have lots of dishonesty and lots of extreme stupid. Their goal is to make sure Americans will always be know-nothing morons.

One of my favorite books: Idiot America, How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free by Charles Pierce.