"Theistic evolution". In the 21st century this childish anti-science bullshit shouldn't be a subject, but here in Idiot America about 33% of our morons think it's real.

This bullshit is for the Christian fucktards of Idiot America (33% of American morons) who don't want to throw out evolution while refusing to admit their magic god fairy had nothing to do with it.

Only 22% of Americans (100% of biologists) accept evolution as a natural process, no magic god fairies required. It used to be much worse. In 1983 only 9% of Americans accepted evolution without any god bullshit.

Wikipedia - Theistic evolution

Theistic evolution, theistic evolutionism, evolutionary creationism, divine direction, or God-guided evolution are views that regard religious teachings about God as compatible with modern scientific understanding about biological evolution. Theistic evolution is not in itself a scientific theory, but a range of views about how the science of general evolution relates to religious beliefs in contrast to special creation views.

Supporters of theistic evolution generally harmonize evolutionary thought with belief in God, rejecting the conflict thesis regarding the relationship between religion and science – they hold that religious teachings about creation and scientific theories of evolution need not contradict each other.

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BULLSHIT: "religious teachings about creation and scientific theories of evolution need not contradict each other."

If an American asshole sticks supernatural magic into a scientific fact, that contradicts science and reality.

I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid fucking asshole.