I never met a Christian who wasn't a fucking moron.

"Is it true that we must let Jesus in to save us from what he'll do to us if we don't let him in?"

The Magic Jeebus Man died for our sins so the Magic Man would not have to torture us forever.

As if it was possible to torture a dead person.

Christianity is the most ridiculous cult ever invented. Every Christian is insane, not to mention extremely gullible and stupid.