What I wrote about the Magic Jeebus Man.

"How powerful is Lord Jesus?"

The Magic Jeebus Man can perform any magic trick including magically walking on water and magically becoming a zombie. His favorite magic trick is magically making wine out of water. Jeebus is a wino.

Jeebus was killed when he was very young but the zombie Jeebus still lives today. His job is magically sending cowards to a magical paradise and magically sending scientists to a magical hell.

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A Christian fucktard wrote this insane bullshit which is typical in Idiot America:

Very powerful. He is the king of God's kingdom, waiting to exercise justice against this wicked world of Satan. Bible prophecies indicate that we are very close for that to happen. Can't wait!