I'm not making this up.

Here in Idiot America, a Christian fucktard who believes the Earth is 6,000 years old said: "God created everything old."

I'm not making this up. Millions of American morons really do think the Earth was magically created 6,000 years ago. The Earth looks old because God made it that way.

Some of these morons, trying not to be too fucking stupid, think the Earth is 10,000 years old.

That's still a bit off the actual age of this planet which is about 4,500,000,000 years old.

What about the rest of the universe? The whole thing, every galaxy, was magically created with a god fairy's magic wand between 6,000 years and 10,000 years ago.

I'm really not making this up. This is Idiot America. 40% of Americans believe this insane bullshit. Science makes them cry. Reality makes them cry.