I fucked up. Nobody cares.

I fucked up. I recently ordered something on the internet. My mistake was my fault, but if I had used Amazon instead of another website, I would never have made that mistake.

I recently moved from fucktard Florida to beautiful Illinois. When I ordered some stuff on a website that wasn't Amazon, I changed the billing address to Illinois but I forgot to change the shipping address. This dumb mistake would have been virtually impossible to make at Amazon.

From now on, everything I buy will be bought at Amazon.

By the way, there are some Democrats who want to be President of the United States and these assholes want to attack and break up Amazon. I would rather vote for an axe murderer than these anti-business assholes.

Capitalism works best when the government gets the fuck out of the way.