What I wrote for a god-soaked science-denier at the Wall Street Journal.

"As I look out this morning at the trees, birds and small animals I wonder in awe about how all this came to be."

Evolution by natural selection. A god fairy had nothing to do with it.

"Even atheists have to admit that there is a 50/50 chance of me being right. "

Sir, atheists are 100% certain you are wrong about everything.