What I wrote for some Christian assholes at the Wall Street Journal. It was another article about making abortions illegal.

If there were no Christians there would be no problem. The Christians exist unfortunately. They're always sticking their nose into other people's private lives, then they wonder why everyone hates them.

It would be so nice if Christians learned how to be civilized. Even better it would be so nice if they realized the cult they belong to is ridiculous.