It would be so nice if wimpy atheists learned how to grow up.

Do atheists say "I have a lack of belief in the Easter Bunny."?

Of course not. Even the most wimpy wimps would not say that. More likely they would say "The Easter Bunny is not real."

Unfortunately, perhaps because they're fucking stupid, they frequently say "I have a lack of belief in the Magic Man."

How fucking hard is it to say "The Magic Man is not real."?

Come on wimpy atheists. Try saying "The Magic Man is not real." You can do it. Don't be afraid.

This "lack of belief" bullshit I have seen too many times. Apparently, real atheists are extremely rare.

One more time wimpy atheist fucktards: "THE MAGIC MAN IS NOT REAL."

"I have a lack of belief in magic god fairies." How brain-dead fucking stupid can a fake atheist be?

This blog has zero tolerance for anyone who is not 100% certain magic god fairies and magical rabbits are not real.

If you're an agnostic you're a fucking moron. If you're a theist you need to be locked up.

This is the 21st century FFS. We know things these days. This shouldn't even be a subject. If everyone was normal (instead of fucking insane) there would be zero theists and zero agnostics, and the word "atheist" would not be necessary.

"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom, Atheism is human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious mind cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not an old religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and never has been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
-- Emmett F. Fields