I asked this stupid question: What is the one true religion?

Two answers were interesting. The 1st answer is satire. The 2nd answer was written by a stupid fucking asshole.

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The religion that believes in the invisible pink unicorn.

I am so blessed to be filled with the perfect and consistent love of the invisible pink unicorn. My relationship with her is the core of my being. After all, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for her. She has sacrificed her visibility to energize the omniverse.

I have seen her at work in my life and in the lives of those around me. She is my ally, answering every prayer and performing incredible miracles. As I spend my days in my run with her, I am fully cloaked in her righteousness. She is truly awesome! Life outside of IPU has nothing to offer and is empty and depressing.

I hope that she touches each of you with her holy hooves to guide you through the travails of life. Please open your liver to her incredible truth. Although my faith in her is deep and abiding, I have also seen the hole in the wall that has been made with her unique horn. Plus, no one has ever proven her wrong.

I tell you the truth: There is more joy in IPU in one picosecond than there is in ten lifetimes in other faiths.

-- EddieJ

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Jesus is God and is the truth. Jesus is not a "religion".

The truth is that death leads to immediate heaven or hell, depending only on whether the person believed in Jesus for eternal life, or not.

The truth is that Jesus loves you and wants to bless your life freely :) Most of all, Jesus wants you with Him forever, and not in hell. The truth is that every belief except one will lead to eternal torment in the lake of fire for every person. Because nothing pays for our sins except the death and blood of Jesus, the sacrifice of Jesus that is already accomplished by Him. Jesus loves you! The truth is that Jesus is God, and Jesus died on the cross to pay for all of our sins in full, and then Jesus resurrected from the dead. Nothing else pays for our sins, not works, not deeds, not religions. So the only way to heaven and to avoid hell is by believing in Jesus for eternal life (John 6:47), without adding any of your own works (Romans 4:5). Believe in Jesus to take you to heaven, and you will be in heaven, no matter what, guaranteed. That easy, thanks to Jesus! Tell Jesus that you thank Him that you will be with Him in heaven when you die because you believe in Jesus! It is too late to be saved, after death.

-- Chris