Iceland Declares All Religions Are Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

Iceland is probably the most atheistic country in the world. About 100 percent of young people in Iceland are normal, aka atheist. Religious fucktards are rare. And that's the way it should be everywhere. This is the 21st century FFS. We know things these days. There is absolutely no excuse to be a theist moron or an agnostic fucktard.

At first I didn't realize this thing was satire but then I noticed the article has this quote from President Fucktard Trump:

"President Trump is fueling the frenzied fires of religious fear. While addressing red meat Republicans at a rally, he promised the United States will fight for Jesus, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny."

Trump is a fucking retard but I don't think he believes in the Easter Bunny.

By the way, all religions really are weapons of mass destruction. The time for being nice is over with. Anyone who still thinks the Magic Man is real or might be real needs to be relentlessly ridiculed. Anyone who isn't a hardcore atheist is fucking insane. These assholes brainwash children. This is child abuse. The child abusers belong in prison.

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Here is the whole thing:

Iceland Declares All Religions Are Weapons Of Mass Destruction

MARCH 4, 2019 BY ANDREW HALL

Reykjavik, Iceland – Iceland’s parliament voted to classify all religions as weapons of mass destruction. Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, and Buddhism are now in the same category as nuclear weapons, mustard gas, and weaponized biological agents.

The Logic Behind The Proclamation

Andrew Kanard is one of the lawmakers who voted in favor of the new statute. He voiced what many think in this primarily atheist country:

Weapons of mass destruction by definition are weapons with the capacity to inflict death and destruction on such a massive scale and so indiscriminately that its very presence in the hands of a hostile power can be considered a grievous threat. Looking at the Crusades, the wars of jihadist conquest, or how evangelical climate denying oligarchs in America are destroying the planet, one realizes faith is fatal on a mass scale.

While many religious groups are up in arms regarding Iceland’s move, the North Atlantic country reassures the faithful their right to practice the faith of their fathers will not be impinged on. Mr. Kanard refers to the measure as a sort of public health warning. “We passed a similar measure regarding Christianity a little while ago,” he stated. “We in parliament felt it necessary to let people know all religion is a mental disorder and a dangerous one at that.”

Iceland is also recommending those who are in a codependent relationship with religion to seek out a local chapter of Religion Anonymous (RA).

Reaction

FOX News is leading the charge against what it sees as an attack on Christianity and civilization itself. In a strange twist of fate, the so-called news channel is inviting prominent Muslims on to discuss the matter. In a not so surprising twist, ICE agents were close by to make sure everyone present were in the country legally. “I came in to talk about Iceland, and it turns out it was a sting operation all along,” one anonymous Muslim pointed out. “I should’ve known better.”

President Trump is fueling the frenzied fires of religious fear. While addressing red meat Republicans at a rally, he promised the United States will fight for Jesus, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny:

Americans for America are Americans for God. We can’t let Iceland get away with this, folks. If we don’t do anything now, then White Walkers will destroy summer. We need to build walls. An anti-Mexican wall AND a wall around Iceland.

In related news, a snap poll 85% of Republicans believe cutting benefits for the needy is necessary to build a Great Atlantic Wall.