Marijuana edibles are the way to go. Just remember to eat only one. The New York Times explains why.

I recently moved to Illinois. The special substance will be legal here in about one year. Where I use to live, Idiot Florida, Republican fucktards want to make this wonderful plant against the law, as if the government, which works for us, has the right to tell us what we can do or can't do. I never met a Republican who wasn't a stupid fucking asshole.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/25/well/eat/marijuana-edibles-may-pose-special-risks.html

“When you’re smoking marijuana, you start seeing the effects in a couple of minutes,” said Dr. Nora D. Volkow, director of the National Institute on Drug Abuse of the National Institutes of Health, who wrote an editorial accompanying the study. “But when you take it orally, it takes a long time to feel the effects, and if you’re taking it in order to feel good and you feel nothing, you may think you didn’t take enough. This is a common phenomenon. People take another dose.”

The edible candies “look very innocent and safe, so you take another and another, and slowly it is being absorbed. And then you start to feel awful, before you complete the absorption, and that can lead to a psychotic episode,” Dr. Volkow said.