What someone else wrote: "Why does religion involve sucking up to God so much?"

Imagine the stupidity required to suck up to an imaginary god fairy. It would be like sucking up to the Easter Bunny.

Here in Idiot America our Christian fucktards suck up to the dead Magic Jeebus Man who used to be a know-nothing preaching asshole. The idea is if cowardly morons suck up to the totally decomposed Jeebus, they will get a free ticket to a magical paradise after they drop dead, even though this is impossible. Dead people don't have a 2nd life because they're fucking dead.

The stupid, it burns.