These three diseases must be eradicated: theism, agnosticism, and accommodationism

Theists: Gullible cowardly morons who believe in a fairy with unlimited magical powers.

Agnostics: Fucking idiots who say we can't be certain there are no fairies with unlimited magical powers. Agnostics think philosophy is a real subject. They are full of shit. Bible thumpers and terrorists love agnostic assholes.

Accommodationists: Wimpy suck-ups who pretend religions are harmless. They say there's nothing wrong with theistic evolutionists as if it's perfectly OK to pollute science with magic. Bible thumpers and terrorists love accommodationist assholes.

The idiots who are infected with these diseases are equally insane. They are equally part of the religious insanity problem that is destroying this planet.

Hello theists. You call yourselves Christians, Muslims, Jews, or you belong to some other cult. Some of you call yourself deists which means you believe a magical god fairy did its thing to get the universe started but hasn't done anything else the past 14 billion years. You believe in the same god of the gaps the extremists believe in and you are no less retarded than the extremists. Whatever you theists call yourselves, you're all fucking idiots. God = Magic = Bullshit. How hard is that to understand?

Hello agnostics. You have my complete contempt. Would you say we can't be certain there's no leprechauns? I hope you're not that fucking stupid. When you say we can't be sure there's no magical god fairies you are saying fairies are more likely than leprechauns. Don't you realize how stupid that is? Terrorists love you retards. Doesn't that bother you? You agnostics are worse than theists because you're full of shit. You are scum and you need to be eradicated.

Hello accommodationists. Oh wow, the contempt I have for you wimpy assholes. Especially disgusting is your love for theistic evolutionists. For some strange reason you think it's perfectly OK to stick the Magic Jeebus Man into evolutionary biology. Only 19% of Americans accept evolution without sticking magic into it. That's disgraceful but you wimpy atheist suck-ups apparently think there's nothing wrong with sticking a magical creator into science. Terrorists love you wimpy morons. Doesn't that bother you?