"Reality is all of physical existence, as opposed to that which is merely imaginary."

Christian retard: "The Magic Man Did It."

Muslim moron: "The Magic Man Did It."

Agnostic fucktard: "Duh, duh, I don't know, duh."

Normal person aka hardcore atheist: "Magic god fairies are impossible you stupid fucking assholes. Magic is not real. Grow up and face facts you fucking idiots."

I live on a planet where the vast majority of the human apes who live here are just plain fucking stupid.

Wikipedia - Reality