Why are there still theists in the 21st century?

Imagine living in a country where virtually everyone thinks the Earth is flat. In other words a country where almost everyone is batshit crazy.

Now imagine living in a country (for example Idiot America) where virtually everyone thinks a supernatural being is hiding somewhere in the universe. And the thing loves us. In other words a country where almost everyone is batshit crazy.

I don't have to imagine a batshit crazy country because I live in a country that not only believes in a man in the sky but also elected a celebrity clown to be the President of the United States and the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces.

Frequently a moron for Jeebus will give me a pamphlet about god bullshit. Sometimes I tell them "No thank you" or "Drop dead retard". Sometimes I take the pamphlet and look for the anti-evolution bullshit which I usually find. I then explain why their magical creationism fantasy is bullshit. And of course I accomplish nothing. I could use puppets to help these fucktards understand but they still wouldn't get it. Batshit crazy can't be fixed.

Today I got a god pamphlet which was totally insane. The idea is "The Evil One controls the world." But not to worry because the Magic Jeebus Man will destroy the devil's work. I'm not making this up.

All of this bullshit is explained in the moronic bible. The bible is true because the bible says the bible is true.

American morons didn't get the "This is the 21st century" memo.