Christians are Christians because they're just plain fucking stupid, not to mention batshit crazy.

Reality: the world or the state of things as they actually exist, as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of them.

Christians don't like the dictionary definition of reality. They think reality can be anything they want it to be. For example the magical resurrection of the Magic Jeebus Man is reality according to Christian fucktards.

Christian morons, a magical resurrection is a fantasy. Fantasies are not reality.

Why do Christians think magic is real? Also why do Christians pretend they don't believe in magic? I can't imagine anything more magical than Jeebus becoming a zombie.

Obviously Christians have a stupidity problem. It's also obvious they're insane.

Some Christians eventually realize they have been wasting their entire lives believing in bullshit. Then they throw Jeebus in the garbage where the thing belongs. But this is just a very small minority of Christians. Most of these idiots can't be cured. They will spend the rest of their pathetic lives being completely wrong about everything.

Nobody cares about these subhumans. Unfortunately they can't exist without being stupid assholes who brainwash children. This is child abuse. Christians are child abusers and they belong in prison.

If you're a Christian and you're reading this: Get off my planet you fucking asshole.