Americans kill each other every day but at least they don't blow themselves up.

Here in Idiot America our 15 year old students bring guns to school. Apparently for the fun of it a student murdered two other students in Kentucky.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders said the president has been briefed on the shooting.

"Our thoughts and prayers are with the families in Marshall County," Sanders said.

Good idea, pray to your dead Magic Jeebus Man. That should fix the problem.

The shooting took place just before 8 a.m. local time at Marshall County High School in Benton, Kentucky, about 120 miles northwest of Nashville, Tennessee.