Evolution makes Christian bible thumpers and Muslim terrorists cry.

What do these fucking idiots replace evolution with?

Some of these morons for Jeebus pretend they accept evolution but for some reason (extreme stupidity) they think supernatural magic is one of the mechanisms of evolution. They call themselves "theistic evolutionists" even though there is nothing theistic about any branch of science. Theism is not science.

Then we have these batshit crazy fucktards: "Young Earth creationism (YEC) is a form of creationism, a religious belief, which holds that the universe, Earth, and all life on Earth were created by direct acts of God less than 10,000 years ago. Its primary adherents are Christians who subscribe to a literal interpretation of the creation narrative in the Bible's Book of Genesis and believe that God created the Earth in six 24-hour days."

I can't even imagine how much insanity is required to throw out all of reality but these brain-dead stupid assholes are numerous, especially here in Idiot America.

There is also "Old Earth Creationism" which is what I want to write about. I'm trying to figure out how they make things up. Do they think their Magic Man magically created the 1st simple living cells 4 billion years ago and then magically created human apes 200,000 years ago?

I'm going to look it up. Wikipedia is my friend.

As usual when morons make things up the result is several ideas, all totally wrong not to mention stupid.

"Old Earth creationism is a form of creationism which includes gap creationism, progressive creationism, and evolutionary creationism. Old Earth creationism is typically more compatible with mainstream scientific thought on the issues of physics, chemistry, geology, and the age of the Earth, in contrast to young Earth creationism."

I'm just going to focus on the anti-science "progressive creationism" fantasy.

"Progressive creationism is the religious belief that God created new forms of life gradually over a period of hundreds of millions of years. As a form of Old Earth creationism, it accepts mainstream geological and cosmological estimates for the age of the Earth, some tenets of biology such as microevolution as well as archaeology to make its case. In this view creation occurred in rapid bursts in which all "kinds" of plants and animals appear in stages lasting millions of years. The bursts are followed by periods of stasis or equilibrium to accommodate new arrivals. These bursts represent instances of God creating new types of organisms by divine intervention. As viewed from the archaeological record, progressive creationism holds that "species do not gradually appear by the steady transformation of its ancestors; [but] appear all at once and "fully formed." The view rejects macroevolution, claiming it is biologically untenable and not supported by the fossil record, and it rejects the concept of universal descent from a last universal common ancestor. Thus the evidence for macroevolution is claimed to be false, but microevolution is accepted as a genetic parameter designed by the Creator into the fabric of genetics to allow for environmental adaptations and survival. Generally, it is viewed by proponents as a middle ground between literal creationism and evolution."

The most important thing required is the god fantasy. The god idea goes like this: A magical being with a magic wand (even more powerful than Harry Potter's magic wand) magically creates stuff out of nothing. This magic fairy hides somewhere in the universe. Nobody has ever seen this thing and it has given us zero evidence for its existence. The reason there is no evidence for it is because it's a ridiculous childish fantasy, not to mention totally impossible.

These retards just assume their Magic Man is real. A total lack of evidence doesn't bother people who are just making things up.

"God created new forms of life gradually over a period of hundreds of millions of years."

This is what I was wondering about. Apparently these fucktards think their fairy magically created creatures whenever it wanted to entertain itself. This way their fairy can have fun for a much longer period.

Does their fairy magical create creatures today? I don't think they believe that. So what does their fairy do these days? It would depend on the religious imagination of totally insane science deniers.

"Thus the evidence for macroevolution is claimed to be false, but microevolution is accepted as a genetic parameter designed by the Creator into the fabric of genetics to allow for environmental adaptations and survival."

I've seen this hundreds of times. It's goes like this: "macro no, micro yes."

The idea is if a species starts looking too different from its ancient ancestors then that's impossible. It can't be a natural process therefore god did it.

The problem is the invention of the god fairy. When ancient people invented it then any magic became possible. These days there are countless thousands of magical fantasies. It's completely out of control. Everything is magic with these fucking assholes. To justify magic these dipshits invoke more magic. They live in a childish everything-is-magic fantasy world.

"Duh, duh, I'm too dense to understand anything, duh, therefore the Magic Man did it, duh."