Christians, to put it as nicely as possible, are gullible, cowardly, childish, and just plain fucking stupid.

Christian retards, to defend their cowardly belief in a magical 2nd life, frequently say "You can't be certain my heaven fantasy is wrong. Only dead people know what really happens."

Dead people don't know anything because they're fucking dead.

The problem with Christians is they think magic is real. They never admit but they have a childish belief in magic.

Normal people, people who have a brain and use their brain, can figure things out, especially something as simple as this:

Is supernatural magic real or not?

Of course it's not real for the same reason the Easter Bunny is not real.

Is reality real or not?

This seems like a very simple question and it is simple but Christians are so fucking insane they can't figure it out.

Reality is most definitely real. A magical paradise for Christian morons is not reality.

If you're a Christian consider the advantages of growing up and facing facts. Don't be afraid Christian fucktards. You can grow up. Just try to pretend you're not a cowardly gullible uneducated moron.