The stupid, it burns in Idiot America.

"As the poll reveals, the biggest factor in the shift is a jump in the number of Christians who are reconciling faith and evolution. They are coming to see evolution as their God’s way of creating life on Earth and continuing to shape it today."

This is from a newspaper article about a poll that shows less creationists and more "theistic evolutionists" in Idiot America. The newspaper says this is a good thing.

I disagree. If Christian morons think their Magic Man had something to do with evolution that's not a good thing. Evolution is a natural process. It's totally wrong to stick supernatural magic into it.

This is from In US, Belief in Creationist View of Humans at New Low:

The poll shows only 19% of Americans accept evolution as a natural process (god fairies not required). That's better than only 9% in 1981 but it's still disgraceful. This means 81% of Americans either deny the whole thing or they pollute evolution with god bullshit. This means 81% of Americans are uneducated morons.

38% of American idiots selected "God created man in present form". This means more than 100 million Americans are insane.

Our school boards are infested with these 38% retards. Even worse numerous biology teachers in Idiot America are evolution deniers. The students learn how to hate science because they think it's boring. Teaching evolution makes students love science because what could be more interesting than the four billion year history of life.