I never imagined Christian stupidity could get this ridiculous.

The stupid, it burns.

"Macro-evolution is a satanic lie and 'scientific' fraud. Biblical creationism, on the other hand, is soundly supportable through real science and scientific methods. That's the truth, and one day, the whole world will repent and know it."

http://www.trunews.com/article/texas-introduces-bill-to-teach-evolution-as-debatable-theory