Christian assholes in Kansas are complaining about new science standards that require teaching evolution at age 5 in kindergarten, which would interfere with their religious brainwashing, also known as child abuse.

Fuck you Christian assholes. We will teach your children evolution before you're able to completely destroy their brains. And your children will figure out you Christian scum are the most retarded assholes in the history of the human race.

KANSAS CHRISTIAN GROUP FILES LAWSUIT AGAINST TEACHING EVOLUTION TO KINDERGARTENERS

Anti-evolution group sues to block Kansas science standards

I should love to have everybody taught about evolution from a fairly early age, because it is so important, so exciting. It answers so many questions and mysteries; it solves so many problems. Until you know about it, you're wandering around on this Earth looking at trees and birds and flowers, not knowing why any of them is there. Evolution is the answer to that riddle, so you're not really a whole person if you don't know where you come from and why you exist. And it's not difficult. It's not like relativity, it's not like quantum theory – it's something teachable to fairly young children.
-- Richard Dawkins