Albert Einstein called the Bible stories "primitive legends which are pretty childish".

Here in Idiot America where I live we have millions of bible thumpers who believe their disgusting bible is "The Word of God" also known as "The Word".

Really. We have millions of these fucktards. Evolution makes them cry.

"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. These subtilised interpretations are highly manifold according to their nature and have almost nothing to do with the original text."
-- Albert Einstein

Einstein On God