When there's a problem in the world that needs fixing the United States of America fixes it.

Recently I watched on BBC News babies in Syria dying from poisonous gas. Last night I watched children at a school in Syria dying after their government dropped a napalm bomb on them. Both experiences were horrible.

Should we say "Not to worry Mr. Dictator of Syria, you can commit any atrocity you want. We don't care."

That's what every country in the world is saying except for of course America. We will fix the problem.

We have four warships in the Mediterranean and a fifth warship is on the way there now. All five destroyers have dozens of missiles (which cost American taxpayers 1.5 million dollars each).

The parliament in the UK voted against helping us out. That's OK, British people, you will always be America's best friend no matter what. We will fix the problem without your help.

President Obama, you usually suck but today you make me proud to be an American. Let's teach that asshole dictator a lesson he will never forget.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
-- Edmund Burke