46% of Americans believe their fairy's magic wand was used to magically create human apes out of nothing. That's disgusting. Another 32% of Americans believe their fairy's magic wand was used to guide the evolution of human apes. That's worse than disgusting.

According to a 2012 Gallup poll 46% of Americans are uneducated morons who believe in the magical creation of people. Their stupidity burns.

Another 32% of Americans think evolution wouldn't exist without their magical inventor or wouldn't work without their fairy waving its magic wand. Their stupidity is worse because they think magic is a mechanism of evolution.

My question for the millions of Christian assholes who can't accept a basic fact of science without sticking their Magic Jeebus Man into it: Why can't you have the decency to hide your god of the gaps somewhere else? Leave your disgusting death cult out of biology you fucking retards.