Some good advice for Christian morons if they want to be retarded for the rest of their worthless wasted lives.

Idiot America is infested with millions of fucking idiots who believe the Grand Canyon in Arizona was magically created by a magical flood a few thousand years ago. They believe this bullshit to defend the Noah's Ark genocide myth. Why they want to defend their god fairy's slaughter of thousands of babies I will never understand but they will never throw out anything in the Bible because it's the "Fairy's Word".

If you're from a normal country (every country except Idiot America) you might think I'm making this up. But it's true. Our idiots are world-class idiots and there really are millions of them.

Yahoo Answers is a website where people with time to waste ask and answer stupid questions.

A creationist tard was asking about how to defend his magically created Grand Canyon. One person (internet name Elegua!) wrote an excellent answer which I will copy and paste to this post. Here it is.

If you don't want to get tricked by those evolutionists, the only thing that can help is for you to never read anything other than the bible, ever. This includes reading & writing posts on places like Yahoo! Answers. For the sake of your soul, never write another question here, again, and certainly never read any of those evolutionist answers.

I mean, if you keep reading evolutionist posts, you might even figure out that evolution has nothing to do with geology or the formation of the grand canyon. Once you realize things like that, your soul is in peril!!!