A Gallup poll shows 95% of America's Republicans are uneducated morons.

Some definitions:

uneducated morons: all creationists and all theistic evolutionists

Republicans: Americans who are economic conservatives and/or social conservatives

economic conservatives: They understand why capitalism works best when government doesn't get in the way. Economic conservatives are for free enterprise and against big government.

social conservatives: These idiots worship the Magic Jeebus Man. They like to stick their noses into other people's private lives. They have no problem with wiping out endangered species or trashing our planet if it's lucrative for them to do that. Of course these cowardly Christian assholes are terrified of evolution which would explain their never ending war against science education.

creationists: The most retarded people in human history.

theistic evolutionists: These idiots are really creationists because they invoke a creator's magical powers to invent or use or guide evolution. Theistic evolutionists and evolution deniers are equally insane.

This Gallup poll shows that 95% of Republicans are either creationists or theistic evolutionists. They're all uneducated morons. People can't call themselves educated if they deny basic scientific facts or if they pollute those facts with supernatural magic.

I'm an economic conservative (very conservative) but I have extreme contempt for the Christian scum who infest America's Republican Party. These social conservatives are responsible for the polls that show liberal loon Obama easily winning the November 2012 election. Why? Because to win the Republican nomination Mitt Romney had to suck up to Christian tards. He had to pretend he's against abortion and would try to make it illegal. Because of this insult to the private lives of female voters Romney has virtually no chance of winning the election. All thanks to Christian assholes who can't mind their own fucking business.