And thou shalt make loops of blue upon the edge of the one curtain from the selvedge in the coupling; and likewise shalt thou make in the uttermost edge of another curtain, in the coupling of the second.

The title of this post is a small part of the extremely detailed instructions for how the magical master of the entire universe wants the ark of the tabernacle built.

Millions of Christian assholes believe their fairy wrote this bullshit.

For more information about Christian insanity please see The Bible is boring and insipid.

Christians, the reason I have repeatedly called you imbeciles "fucking idiots" is because you really are as bloody stupid as it's possible to be. Before I started researching your death cult I never realized it was possible to be as brain-dead retarded as American Christians.

It's just amazing. Here we are in 2012, the 21st century. There's been thousands of amazing scientific discoveries. The entire universe business has been figured out (minus a few minor details, also known as research opportunities). And still you fucking morons cling to your disgusting childish idiotic holy book and pretend the god fairy of the entire fucking universe writes instructions for you tards for how to build a fucking ark of the tabernacle, whatever that is.

Grow up Christian scum. You have disgraced my country long enough.