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Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Why, when biblical stories like the six-day creation and the story of Jonah used to be taken literally, do Christians now say with certainty, science contradicting things like that, that they're allegorical?
MY ANSWER:
It depends on the Christian. Some Christians translate the bible to mean exactly what it says. Other Christians make ridiculous excuses to pretend the fantasies are allegorical.
Sort of off topic: Why do Christian crybabies use censorship to defend their moronic death cult? I think it's because they're desperate. They know their disgusting cult is dying. They know everyone laughs at their breathtaking stupidity.
ANOTHER ANSWER:
As science has continued to show that literal religious claims are wrong, the religious have two choices: Abandon their idiotic and factless delusions, or weasel into a position of claiming that 'it's not literal', as if that is in any way better. How does one work out what is allegorical and what isn't ? Madness.
"It is difficult to free [slaves] from the chains they revere." – Voltaire
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140429101049AA9Z8qS
It depends on the Christian. Some Christians translate the bible to mean exactly what it says. Other Christians make ridiculous excuses to pretend the fantasies are allegorical.
Sort of off topic: Why do Christian crybabies use censorship to defend their moronic death cult? I think it's because they're desperate. They know their disgusting cult is dying. They know everyone laughs at their breathtaking stupidity.
ANOTHER ANSWER:
As science has continued to show that literal religious claims are wrong, the religious have two choices: Abandon their idiotic and factless delusions, or weasel into a position of claiming that 'it's not literal', as if that is in any way better. How does one work out what is allegorical and what isn't ? Madness.
"It is difficult to free [slaves] from the chains they revere." – Voltaire
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140429101049AA9Z8qS
Sunday, April 27, 2014
"Is evolution evidence for or against God's existence?"
"Is evolution evidence for or against God's existence?"
This answer will make cowardly god-soaked morons cry but most definitely Mr. Darwin killed the magic god fairy. A quote from a movie about Darwin: "You killed God sir. You have killed God."
"Darwin was the first to use data from nature to convince people that evolution is true, and his idea of natural selection was truly novel. It testifies to his genius that the concept of natural theology, accepted by most educated Westerners before 1859, was vanquished within only a few years by a single five-hundred-page book. On the Origin of Species turned the mysteries of life's diversity from mythology into genuine science."
-- Jerry Coyne
Darwin and the thousands of biologists who came after Darwin have repeatedly shown that a magic god fairy had absolutely nothing to do with the development of new species. And if something as complicated as that doesn't require any supernatural magic, it's fair to say the magic fairy was not necessary for anything else.
"Someone designed nature to adapt to survive."
What kind of magic wand did your supernatural "Someone" use?
Natural processes don't need magical beings. Please try to remember this is the 21st century and not the Dark Ages.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140427140239AAaByj7
This answer will make cowardly god-soaked morons cry but most definitely Mr. Darwin killed the magic god fairy. A quote from a movie about Darwin: "You killed God sir. You have killed God."
"Darwin was the first to use data from nature to convince people that evolution is true, and his idea of natural selection was truly novel. It testifies to his genius that the concept of natural theology, accepted by most educated Westerners before 1859, was vanquished within only a few years by a single five-hundred-page book. On the Origin of Species turned the mysteries of life's diversity from mythology into genuine science."
-- Jerry Coyne
Darwin and the thousands of biologists who came after Darwin have repeatedly shown that a magic god fairy had absolutely nothing to do with the development of new species. And if something as complicated as that doesn't require any supernatural magic, it's fair to say the magic fairy was not necessary for anything else.
"Someone designed nature to adapt to survive."
What kind of magic wand did your supernatural "Someone" use?
Natural processes don't need magical beings. Please try to remember this is the 21st century and not the Dark Ages.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140427140239AAaByj7
Cruelty and Violence in the Old Testament, 1154 examples
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/cruelty/ot_list.html
"The Bible was specifically used to justify slavery in the United States: it is quoted in the secession documents of every Dixie state in the Civil War. (Despite the spinmeisters of the modern age, the war was about slavery, not states' rights - every secession document explicitly justifies slavery as the reason for secession.)"
-- Written by James K at https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140427031158AAkffsZ
"The Bible was specifically used to justify slavery in the United States: it is quoted in the secession documents of every Dixie state in the Civil War. (Despite the spinmeisters of the modern age, the war was about slavery, not states' rights - every secession document explicitly justifies slavery as the reason for secession.)"
-- Written by James K at https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140427031158AAkffsZ
God tells the Israelites its only okay to enslave people of other races.
Leviticus 25:44-46 (New International Version)
44 “‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.
Leviticus 25:44-46 (New International Version)
44 “‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.
The answer on Yahoo Answers was reported and deleted by one or more trusted members of the Answers community:
"Only idiots (aka Christian scum) call biologists "evolutionists". Biologists are called "biologists". Only idiots (aka Christian scum) accept micro but not macro evolution. Evolution is called "evolution". Evolution is a basic fact of science. The evolutionary relationship of all species is a basic fact of science. The science deniers (aka Christian scum) have my contempt."
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Teaching evolution at age 5 has the advantage of saving young children from the brain damage caused by religious indoctrination.
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304311204579505574046805070
The comments demonstrate the out-of-control stupidity of American idiots.
The comments demonstrate the out-of-control stupidity of American idiots.
Yahoo is one fucked up corporation.
What a bunch of fucking wimpy assholes.
Question: Was Jesus just a person and not God?
Deleted Answer: Jeebus was more than "Just a person". Jeebus was an uneducated moron who was too lazy to get a real job. Arantheal, brilliant answer. Thanks.
Violation Reason: Misuse of the question and answer format
In Yahoo Answers your answer must attempt to answer the question.
I DID ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
A Christian crybaby got this Yahoo answer deleted. Fuck off Christian scum.
Jean wrote "We believe the world did not come about by the force of magic."
Jean, you don't get it. Not believing in bullsh!t is not a belief.
Also, Jean, you should not use the word "WE" because you speak only for yourself and other fake atheists.
Real atheists do not believe in anything because belief is not required for the basic facts of reality. Real atheists demand strong testable evidence for every idea. If the idea does not pass this test the idea is throw out.
Beliefs are for cowardly morons who are willing to believe any bullsh!t if it makes them feel good.
"At this point i dont really know if there is a God or not."
You need to make a decision. "Mr. God" is a fantasy about a magical being who hides somewhere in the universe. Magical beings are not real because magic is not real.
You need to answer this question: Is magic real or not? If you can't figure that out then enjoy your wasted life. I prefer to face facts. Magic is bullsh!t. Magic is not real.
This is not rocket science. Any unbrainwashed child can figure it out. Magic is not real. Period.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140423043459AACOVLF
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Is religious indoctrination a form of child abuse?
"Imagine a child being force fed that at an early age."
I don't have to imagine it. The ugly nuns taught the adam/eve bullsh!t as fact. Teaching bullsh!t is child abuse. The abusers belong in prison.
An idiot wrote "Is what I teach my children brainwashing if it doesn't agree with what you teach your children?"
Yes if you're teaching them bullsh!t. Just because you're too dense (extremely stupid) to understand your moronic fantasies are bullsh!t is no excuse. You're a child abuser and you have my contempt.
Another answer was written by a wimp: "I think abuse is probably too strong a word."
Destroying the brains of innocent children is not abuse? Grow up. This is the worst possible kind of child abuse. The abusers are criminals.
Another answer: "Religion is a negative force, and needs modification, if it is to remain."
Religion needs to be completely eradicated from this planet. The religious stupidity and religious violence is completely out of control. All religious people are scum and they need to be relentlessly ridiculed until they learn how to STFU.
A child abuser wrote about dead scientists: "and look at what they did."
What they did was despite your ridiculous magic-god-fairy fantasy you stupid piece of crap.
The same child abuser wrote "That is an affront not only to people of faith"
No shirt Sherlock. It's ridicule is what it is. And you stupid assholes deserve it.
People of faith equals cowards who are willing to believe in any bullsh!t if it makes them feel good. We should respect cowards? Drop dead moron.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140422044711AA1tl2Z
I don't have to imagine it. The ugly nuns taught the adam/eve bullsh!t as fact. Teaching bullsh!t is child abuse. The abusers belong in prison.
An idiot wrote "Is what I teach my children brainwashing if it doesn't agree with what you teach your children?"
Yes if you're teaching them bullsh!t. Just because you're too dense (extremely stupid) to understand your moronic fantasies are bullsh!t is no excuse. You're a child abuser and you have my contempt.
Another answer was written by a wimp: "I think abuse is probably too strong a word."
Destroying the brains of innocent children is not abuse? Grow up. This is the worst possible kind of child abuse. The abusers are criminals.
Another answer: "Religion is a negative force, and needs modification, if it is to remain."
Religion needs to be completely eradicated from this planet. The religious stupidity and religious violence is completely out of control. All religious people are scum and they need to be relentlessly ridiculed until they learn how to STFU.
A child abuser wrote about dead scientists: "and look at what they did."
What they did was despite your ridiculous magic-god-fairy fantasy you stupid piece of crap.
The same child abuser wrote "That is an affront not only to people of faith"
No shirt Sherlock. It's ridicule is what it is. And you stupid assholes deserve it.
People of faith equals cowards who are willing to believe in any bullsh!t if it makes them feel good. We should respect cowards? Drop dead moron.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140422044711AA1tl2Z
Monday, April 21, 2014
If you wanted to learn something about science would you look at a Bible website?
See the idiots who get all their science education from bible websites at https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140421062512AAHvqA6
51 minutes NOVA ABOUT BONOBO'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fOkNnArcg
51 minutes NOVA ABOUT BONOBO'S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_fOkNnArcg
Burning stupidity from the science denying assholes at Christian News Network
http://christiannews.net/2014/04/14/new-pbs-series-pushing-evolution-urges-viewers-to-come-face-to-face-with-their-inner-fish/
The fucktard article and the even more ridiculous comments. Christians are fucking idiots. Evolution makes them cry.
It's about Shubin's discovery of the transitional fossil between fish and land animals. To defend their magical creationism fantasy there's a lot of bible thumping. Fucking idiots.
The fucktard article and the even more ridiculous comments. Christians are fucking idiots. Evolution makes them cry.
It's about Shubin's discovery of the transitional fossil between fish and land animals. To defend their magical creationism fantasy there's a lot of bible thumping. Fucking idiots.
Sunday, April 20, 2014
Christians who believe in a magical heaven, do you think denying reality will make reality go away? Have you considered the advantages of growing up and facing facts?
Christians who believe in a magical heaven, do you think denying reality will make reality go away?
Have you considered the advantages of growing up and facing facts?
This is a serious question. A magical heaven is not a harmless fantasy. For example it makes terrorism possible. And some people don't care about their health because they believe they will magically fly to a magical paradise after dropping dead.
This is a serious question. A magical heaven is not a harmless fantasy. For example it makes terrorism possible. And some people don't care about their health because they believe they will magically fly to a magical paradise after dropping dead.
Francis Crick
FROM WIKIPEDIA
Crick referred to himself as a humanist, which he defined as the belief "that human problems can and must be faced in terms of human moral and intellectual resources without invoking supernatural authority." He publicly called for humanism to replace religion as a guiding force for humanity, writing:
- "The human dilemma is hardly new. We find ourselves through no wish of our own on this slowly revolving planet in an obscure corner of a vast universe. Our questioning intelligence will not let us live in cow-like content with our lot. We have a deep need to know why we are here. What is the world made of? More important, what are we made of? In the past religion answered these questions, often in considerable detail. Now we know that almost all these answers are highly likely to be nonsense, having sprung from man's ignorance and his enormous capacity for self-deception... [T]he simple fables of the religions of the world have come to seem like tales told to children. Even understood symbolically they are often perverse, if not rather unpleasant... Humanists, then, live in a mysterious, exciting and intellectually expanding world, which, once glimpsed, makes the old worlds of the religions seem fake-cosy and stale... ":[75]
Crick was especially critical of Christianity:
- "I do not respect Christian beliefs. I think they are ridiculous. If we could get rid of them we could more easily get down to the serious problem of trying to find out what the world is all about.":[76]
Crick once joked, "Christianity may be OK between consenting adults in private but should not be taught to young children."[77]
If Heaven Really Existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMaK6k4oZ20
Uploaded on Dec 24, 2010
Most theists don't believe in heaven any more than I do. Oh they say they do, but they mistake hopes for beliefs. How can you tell if someone really, really believes? Invent a time machine, go back, and ask a 9/11 hijacker.
One video response to this video suggested that people fear going to hell. Well, then that means that they don't really believe in the saving grace of Jesus Christ. That just shifts the doubt from one part of their faith, to an even MORE important part of their faith. Thanks. Furthermore, I don't really buy the whole "fear of hell" argument, because when a believer's infant dies, the parents suffer severe grief, yet I've never met a bereaved parent who thought that God sent their baby to hell. Nice try.
One video response to this video suggested that people fear going to hell. Well, then that means that they don't really believe in the saving grace of Jesus Christ. That just shifts the doubt from one part of their faith, to an even MORE important part of their faith. Thanks. Furthermore, I don't really buy the whole "fear of hell" argument, because when a believer's infant dies, the parents suffer severe grief, yet I've never met a bereaved parent who thought that God sent their baby to hell. Nice try.
Saturday, April 19, 2014
A FUCKING RETARD ASKED Where is your evidence for evolution? Give me observable evidence for Darwinian evolution.
Are you a science denier? Does science make you cry? Does looking things up hurt your brain?
Here is one example of countless thousands of evidences for evolution. You could see it with your own eyes if you were, for example, an abortion doctor.
Creationists can't explain this one so they ignore it.
"One of my favorite cases of embryological evidence for evolution is the furry human fetus. We are famously known as "naked apes" because, unlike other primates, we don't have a thick coat of hair. But in fact for one brief period we do--as embryos. Around sixth months after conception, we become completely covered with a fine, downy coat of hair called lanugo. Lanugo is usually shed about a month before birth, when it's replaced by the more sparsely distributed hair with which we're born. (Premature infants, however, are sometimes born with lanugo, which soon falls off.) Now, there's no need for a human embryo to have a transitory coat of hair. After all, it's a cozy 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit in the womb. Lanugo can be explained only as a remnant of our primate ancestry: fetal monkeys also develop a coat of hair at about the same stage of development. Their hair, however, doesn't fall out, but hangs on to become the adult coat. And, like humans, fetal whales also have lanugo, a remnant of when their ancestors lived on land."
Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne
"Lanugo. This little-known developmental phenomenon is an important clue to our mammalian past. Lanugo is a coat of fine, downy hair that fetuses grow while in the womb, covering the entire body except for the soles of the feet and the palms of the hands. Typically, lanugo is shed by the seventh or eighth month of pregnancy, although premature infants may retain it for several weeks after birth. The question is why we grow it at all, and the theory of evolution can easily explain this as a vestigial characteristic retained from our furry ancestors."
http://markii.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/m...
"Update 2: Where is your evidence that species changes into new animals because that's scientifically impossible."
I JUST GAVE YOU THE EVIDENCE YOU ASKED FOR YOU F*CKING RETARD. READ IT. STUDY IT. RESEARCH IT. UNDERSTAND IT.
OR SHUT THE F*CK UP.
I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR STUPID ASSHOLES WHO ASK QUESTIONS ONLY TO WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME. UNDERSTAND MORON? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
SINCE YOU ARE IGNORING THE ANSWERS WHY DON'T YOU APOLOGIZE MISTER? LET'S HAVE IT TARD BOY. APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.
"Update 3: @ Richard . Are you smoking crank . Why don't you just F*CK off and let me read the stupid thing . You need help I will pray for you ."
HEY TARD BOY, LET US KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOU F*CKING IDIOT? LET US KNOW. AND TAKE YOUR "PRAYING" BULLSH*T AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
OUR DISTANT ANCESTORS WERE FISH. THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT. TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS TO THE WORLD'S BIOLOGISTS YOU UNEDUCATED MORON.
"Your a f*cking idiot."
"You're" not "Your". You can't understand simple scientific concepts. You can't even speak English properly. Are you crying? Did I make the little boy cry?
The little boy wrote "God bless you and Jesus loves you very much every single one of you. Accept the bible and be saved so you can go to heaven . Have an intelligent day amen."
Isn't that cute? The magic jeebus man loves the little boy and jeebus will magically make his magical soul magically fly to a magical paradise when the little boy drops dead.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140419161046AA7pm68
Here is one example of countless thousands of evidences for evolution. You could see it with your own eyes if you were, for example, an abortion doctor.
Creationists can't explain this one so they ignore it.
"One of my favorite cases of embryological evidence for evolution is the furry human fetus. We are famously known as "naked apes" because, unlike other primates, we don't have a thick coat of hair. But in fact for one brief period we do--as embryos. Around sixth months after conception, we become completely covered with a fine, downy coat of hair called lanugo. Lanugo is usually shed about a month before birth, when it's replaced by the more sparsely distributed hair with which we're born. (Premature infants, however, are sometimes born with lanugo, which soon falls off.) Now, there's no need for a human embryo to have a transitory coat of hair. After all, it's a cozy 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit in the womb. Lanugo can be explained only as a remnant of our primate ancestry: fetal monkeys also develop a coat of hair at about the same stage of development. Their hair, however, doesn't fall out, but hangs on to become the adult coat. And, like humans, fetal whales also have lanugo, a remnant of when their ancestors lived on land."
Why Evolution is True by Jerry Coyne
"Lanugo. This little-known developmental phenomenon is an important clue to our mammalian past. Lanugo is a coat of fine, downy hair that fetuses grow while in the womb, covering the entire body except for the soles of the feet and the palms of the hands. Typically, lanugo is shed by the seventh or eighth month of pregnancy, although premature infants may retain it for several weeks after birth. The question is why we grow it at all, and the theory of evolution can easily explain this as a vestigial characteristic retained from our furry ancestors."
http://markii.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/m...
"Update 2: Where is your evidence that species changes into new animals because that's scientifically impossible."
I JUST GAVE YOU THE EVIDENCE YOU ASKED FOR YOU F*CKING RETARD. READ IT. STUDY IT. RESEARCH IT. UNDERSTAND IT.
OR SHUT THE F*CK UP.
I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR STUPID ASSHOLES WHO ASK QUESTIONS ONLY TO WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME. UNDERSTAND MORON? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
SINCE YOU ARE IGNORING THE ANSWERS WHY DON'T YOU APOLOGIZE MISTER? LET'S HAVE IT TARD BOY. APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.
"Update 3: @ Richard . Are you smoking crank . Why don't you just F*CK off and let me read the stupid thing . You need help I will pray for you ."
HEY TARD BOY, LET US KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT YOU F*CKING IDIOT? LET US KNOW. AND TAKE YOUR "PRAYING" BULLSH*T AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP.
OUR DISTANT ANCESTORS WERE FISH. THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT. TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS TO THE WORLD'S BIOLOGISTS YOU UNEDUCATED MORON.
"Your a f*cking idiot."
"You're" not "Your". You can't understand simple scientific concepts. You can't even speak English properly. Are you crying? Did I make the little boy cry?
The little boy wrote "God bless you and Jesus loves you very much every single one of you. Accept the bible and be saved so you can go to heaven . Have an intelligent day amen."
Isn't that cute? The magic jeebus man loves the little boy and jeebus will magically make his magical soul magically fly to a magical paradise when the little boy drops dead.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140419161046AA7pm68
Christians are stupid fucking assholes.
"Your case for 'gods' is shaky to say the least."
Nice try but stupid can't be fixed.
For example look at the bullsh!t an airhead wrote: "Satan has no power in hell. He will suffer because God creates and orders suffering in Hell. Only God is morally justified in sending sinners to their morally righteous damnation."
Brain damage like that is incurable.
I just read what the airhead wrote a 2nd time. Wow! Total brain-dead stupidity.
The airhead is not just stupid. She's a stupid asshole. "morally righteous damnation."
Definitely "Best For Business" is a world-class stupid asshole, equal to a terrorist. Christian scum need to be locked up.
Another asshole wrote "You are theologically ignorant."
Translation: You are bullsh!t ignorant.
What a stupid f*cking asshole.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140419054101AA8klIU
Nice try but stupid can't be fixed.
For example look at the bullsh!t an airhead wrote: "Satan has no power in hell. He will suffer because God creates and orders suffering in Hell. Only God is morally justified in sending sinners to their morally righteous damnation."
Brain damage like that is incurable.
I just read what the airhead wrote a 2nd time. Wow! Total brain-dead stupidity.
The airhead is not just stupid. She's a stupid asshole. "morally righteous damnation."
Definitely "Best For Business" is a world-class stupid asshole, equal to a terrorist. Christian scum need to be locked up.
Another asshole wrote "You are theologically ignorant."
Translation: You are bullsh!t ignorant.
What a stupid f*cking asshole.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140419054101AA8klIU
Friday, April 18, 2014
"God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on." Is this an obvious truth?
A list of possible answers from the god-soaked:
1. "My fairy magically invented natural processes."
2. "My fairy magically started the whole thing."
3. "My fairy magically invented or used or guided evolution."
4. "The pope accepts the truth of evolution even though he still believes a magical soul is magically inserted into the human ape species (but of course not our chimpanzee ape cousins) because people are special and their existence was inevitable even though the dinosaurs would still be ruling the Earth if not for a large space rock wiping them out 66 million years ago."
5. "There is no evidence for evolution."
6. "I have a long list of incompetent fake scientists who are evolution deniers."
7. "Evolutionary biology is not one of the most important branches of science. Evolutionary biology is a religion."
8. "It takes more faith to believe in evolution than my magical-creation-out-of-nothing fantasy."
9. "I don't believe in a god of the gaps even though everyone else knows that's exactly what I believe in."
10. "My fairy will magically torture you in its magical hell."
11. They will use bible quotes to insult me.
This is why I prefer answers from normal people, aka atheists.
1. "My fairy magically invented natural processes."
2. "My fairy magically started the whole thing."
3. "My fairy magically invented or used or guided evolution."
4. "The pope accepts the truth of evolution even though he still believes a magical soul is magically inserted into the human ape species (but of course not our chimpanzee ape cousins) because people are special and their existence was inevitable even though the dinosaurs would still be ruling the Earth if not for a large space rock wiping them out 66 million years ago."
5. "There is no evidence for evolution."
6. "I have a long list of incompetent fake scientists who are evolution deniers."
7. "Evolutionary biology is not one of the most important branches of science. Evolutionary biology is a religion."
8. "It takes more faith to believe in evolution than my magical-creation-out-of-nothing fantasy."
9. "I don't believe in a god of the gaps even though everyone else knows that's exactly what I believe in."
10. "My fairy will magically torture you in its magical hell."
11. They will use bible quotes to insult me.
This is why I prefer answers from normal people, aka atheists.
Monday, April 14, 2014
Satire from "Alex - Sans the Mer"
Atheists, I do not understand anything about evolution. It is complicated, and thus...?
...confuses me, which makes me scared and angry.
I could take the time, actually learn about the topic, and gauge it's validity from the evidence presented, but instead I will rabidly use logical fallacies, and sometimes even just unadulterated idiocy, to attempt and make the concepts nothing more than made-up hocus-pocus (which, ironically, is what I, as a stupid, stupid Christian believes). I will not see the futility in this venture primarily because years of bible thumping has made my brain about the consistency of porridge.
So now I demand everyone on earth listen to my rantings of how Jesus loves you, but if you do not obey his commands he will torture you for all eternity. And please excuse the fact that I often drool on myself, usually when people who actually know sh*t say really big words.
R&S: What do you think of my impression of a stupid Christian?
I could take the time, actually learn about the topic, and gauge it's validity from the evidence presented, but instead I will rabidly use logical fallacies, and sometimes even just unadulterated idiocy, to attempt and make the concepts nothing more than made-up hocus-pocus (which, ironically, is what I, as a stupid, stupid Christian believes). I will not see the futility in this venture primarily because years of bible thumping has made my brain about the consistency of porridge.
So now I demand everyone on earth listen to my rantings of how Jesus loves you, but if you do not obey his commands he will torture you for all eternity. And please excuse the fact that I often drool on myself, usually when people who actually know sh*t say really big words.
R&S: What do you think of my impression of a stupid Christian?
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140414063628AAyBVx5
Best AnswerAsker's Choice
"R&S: What do you think of my impression of a stupid Christian?"
It was brilliant and extremely accurate. Thank you for being a genius. I will be saving this one.
Of course the adjective "stupid" was unnecessary because all Christians are idiots.
You made Deino cry.
idontreadcommentsfoo showed off his stupidity, perhaps to prove your point.
Another drooling moron wrote "evolution is forced into the school curriculum"
Imagine a biology teacher being required to teach the foundation of biology in a biology classroom.
It was brilliant and extremely accurate. Thank you for being a genius. I will be saving this one.
Of course the adjective "stupid" was unnecessary because all Christians are idiots.
You made Deino cry.
idontreadcommentsfoo showed off his stupidity, perhaps to prove your point.
Another drooling moron wrote "evolution is forced into the school curriculum"
Imagine a biology teacher being required to teach the foundation of biology in a biology classroom.
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- Those poor biology teachers! LOL!
Monday, April 7, 2014
How many times does an atheist have to jump into a burning building to save children before God will let them into heaven?
The Magic Jeebus Man loves you but if you don't suck up to the Magic Jeebus Man, the Magic Jeebus Man will torture you for all eternity.
Christian scum are terrorists. Christian retards have my contempt.
Are we allowed to say F*CK OFF here?
F*CK OFF Christian assholes.
All Christians brainwash children with their ridiculous disgusting fantasies. This is child abuse. Child abuse is wrong. The child abusers should be thrown in prison.
Understand Christian assholes? You all belong in prison.
Christians have a serious stupidity problem. I never met a Christian who wasn't a moron.
Also, I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid asshole.
A thumbs down. Did I make a Christian asshole cry?
Tybee wrote "But an atheist...I don't know. They make an actual point of saying there is no god."
That's right Tybee. Also, there is no Easter Bunny. Also, you're a total retard. I'm 100% certain you're insane and your ridiculous fantasies are insane. And for that you think your fairy is justified to torture me. F*ck off and die Tybee. Get off my planet you terrorist scum.
Christian scum are terrorists. Christian retards have my contempt.
Are we allowed to say F*CK OFF here?
F*CK OFF Christian assholes.
All Christians brainwash children with their ridiculous disgusting fantasies. This is child abuse. Child abuse is wrong. The child abusers should be thrown in prison.
Understand Christian assholes? You all belong in prison.
Christians have a serious stupidity problem. I never met a Christian who wasn't a moron.
Also, I never met a Christian who wasn't a stupid asshole.
A thumbs down. Did I make a Christian asshole cry?
Tybee wrote "But an atheist...I don't know. They make an actual point of saying there is no god."
That's right Tybee. Also, there is no Easter Bunny. Also, you're a total retard. I'm 100% certain you're insane and your ridiculous fantasies are insane. And for that you think your fairy is justified to torture me. F*ck off and die Tybee. Get off my planet you terrorist scum.